tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32943077692015920122024-02-21T03:05:41.962-08:00Shilling Epilepsy to Mouth-BreathersIn which our hero talks about video game ads he has scanned from old comic books.Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.comBlogger274125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-84238323498319577772022-07-10T23:42:00.001-07:002022-07-13T16:47:59.785-07:00"Eye of the Beholder 3", 1993.<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Yes, yes, this blog is absolutely firmly entrenched in its retirement. That said, just as it poked its head out <a href="http://videogamecomicads.blogspot.com/2018/01/eye-of-beholder-2-1991.html">four years ago</a> (!) to post, transcribe and comment on the print ad for SSI's Eye of the Beholder 2 when The CRPGAddict got around to blogging it, so has he <a href="https://crpgaddict.blogspot.com/2022/07/game-461-eye-of-beholder-iii-assault-on.html">just reached its sequel, EOTB3</a>. So what am I supposed to do, not blog its advertisement?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPJSVjFXO4PbAMM3JRCQ1xPvIgR-eJ03Du9KFrdzynkaHtevhc5XKjAnM3G211yhHorwqsdFCZhnKaBlC8EYlFD0oq5LO8xDMCVKxB4EPr962usEr4MOsGMZyt0wMjAkkQcNxR0Z_JKfJEVYHPARmrrSRp6p9lFeG9FENQSXtinvjIE8QZ5T9YY-w3/s1631/eob3.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1631" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPJSVjFXO4PbAMM3JRCQ1xPvIgR-eJ03Du9KFrdzynkaHtevhc5XKjAnM3G211yhHorwqsdFCZhnKaBlC8EYlFD0oq5LO8xDMCVKxB4EPr962usEr4MOsGMZyt0wMjAkkQcNxR0Z_JKfJEVYHPARmrrSRp6p9lFeG9FENQSXtinvjIE8QZ5T9YY-w3/w502-h640/eob3.jpg" width="502" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://retrocgads.tumblr.com/image/152788278145">Old Video Game Ads</a> Tumblr. One factor that led to my sunsetting this blog was finding my scans reposted on Tumblr, and now look at me!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">OK, let's vent the full text of that ad (what its marketing department might describe as its "copy"):</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>
<b>Advanced Dungeons & Dragons</b><br />
<small><b>COMPUTER PRODUCT</b></small><p>
<b><big>F</big>OR <big>T</big>HOSE <big>W</big>HO <big>W</big>OULD <big>G</big>IVE <big>A</big>NYTHING <big>F</big>OR <big>A</big> <big>T</big>HIRD <big>E</big>YE.</b></p><p>
<b>THE GRAND FINALE OF THE MEANEST 3-D GRAPHIC ADVENTURE SERIES EVER!</b></p><p>
If you thought it would be impossible to top the first two "Eye of the Beholder" adventures, you're in for a deadly surprise in <b><i>EYE OF THE BEHOLDER III: ASSAULT ON MYTH DRANNOR.</i></b> Behold Eye III, with the hottest graphics, a devilishly deep plot, and more cinematics than ever.</p><p>
This time you're transported to the ruined city of Myth Drannor in the FORGOTTEN REALMS(r) world, where you must wrest an artifact of divine power from the dread lich Acwellan. A massive monster bestiary awaits your journey through the forest, mausoleum, temple, and guilds.</p><p>
The never-ending complexity with more character action, plots and subplots requires you to think on your feet or perish.</p><p>
The streamlined interface with the new ALL ATTACK button gives you the smoother moves you'll need to survive in combat.</p><p>
Eye III is an assault on your senses, with three times more cinematic intermissions and five fully-scored music pieces. Plus the ability to import your favorite characters from Eye II, along with weapons, treasure and experience levels.</p><p>
The way the developers of Eye III see it, if you're going to go out, you might as well go out in style. Who knows, 40-100 hours later, you might just see the light at the end of Eye III. Then again, you might not.</p><p>
<b><big>SSI</big></b></p><p><b><big>
IBM</big></b></p><small><b>CLUE BOOK AVAILABLE</b><p><b>
TO ORDER: </b>Visit your retailer, or call 1-800-245-4525 with Visa / MasterCard orders (USA and Canada only).</p></small><p>There's something a little odd about the text in that ad, which is that if it were a college essay, the professor would bust the student's cribbing of the text on the back of the game's box. (Or perhaps the ad came first? They are clearly closely related to each other, as you can see below.) (I never do this, but this time I did. Possibly all the ads have followed this trend all along and I have simply never noticed it before!)</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwu9ENiYCh6QIV5SXKi6yNBQvsRD0LDNNE9PS5JmlDoToWm_7rl2Cac3m_l8jcG62o5qtu1kee1AwjzUc20KDAvDmdlTg2FmJBYe7LIkM2AWciTMuIeHCmZZiDI-QkaJGCY0oMKtS4uPg-yrRl3iREbZI3PEUf_bIa7XZEf_hpuVe4yRetePnJwALg/s1024/eob3b.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="800" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwu9ENiYCh6QIV5SXKi6yNBQvsRD0LDNNE9PS5JmlDoToWm_7rl2Cac3m_l8jcG62o5qtu1kee1AwjzUc20KDAvDmdlTg2FmJBYe7LIkM2AWciTMuIeHCmZZiDI-QkaJGCY0oMKtS4uPg-yrRl3iREbZI3PEUf_bIa7XZEf_hpuVe4yRetePnJwALg/w500-h640/eob3b.jpg" width="500" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Box back from <a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/eye-of-the-beholder-iii-assault-on-myth-drannor">Mobygames</a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><p></p>
<big><b>THE THIRD EYE IS THE MOST EVIL OF ALL.</b></big><p>
<i><b>The Grand Finale of the Meanest 3-D Graphic Adventure Series - Ever!</b></i></p><p>
<small>Behold <i>Eye III</i>, with the hottest graphics, a devilishly deep plot, more colors and more cinematics than ever.</small></p><p><small>
Prepare to be transported to the ruined city of Myth Drannor in the FORGOTTEN REALMS(r) world, where you must wrest an artifact of divine power from the dread <i>lich Acwellan</i>. Journey through the forest, mausoleum, temple, and guilds, each filled with its own intricate puzzles and traps.</small></p><p><small>
The streamlined interface plays an important role in your survival - allowing smoother moves in combat thanks to the new ALL ATTACK.</small></p><p><small>
After 40-100 hours later, you might see the light at the end of Eye III. Then again, you might not.</small></p><p><small>
[screenshot]<br />
<i><b>3-D View!</b></i></small></p><p><small>
<b>EYE THESE FEATURES:</b>
</small></p><ul><small><i><li>Massive monster bestiary.</li>
<li>All-new monster allies include: sprites, were-tigers and lizard-like humanoids known as Saurials.</li></i></small></ul><small>
<b>AN ASSAULT ON YOUR SENSES.</b>
<ul><i><li>Over 30 portrait and letterboxed still shots.</li>
<li>Three times more cinematic intermissions.</li>
<li>Five fully-scored music pieces.</li>
<li>Over 70 digitized sound effects.</li>
<li>Import your favorite characters from Eye II - with weapons, treasure and experience levels.</li></i></ul></small><p>OK, so what can we learn from these ads? Let's evaluate the claims made in the prose:</p><p>Two games in a row now, they've made a point in the header of describing the games as "mean". (We don't play them because they're kind and gentle.) Also, they're really riding hard on the presumed malevolence of the rather benevolent "third eye" concept from Hindu mysticism, the ajna chakra. Clueless or racist?</p><p>It's a little weird to abbreviate the game as "Eye III". "EOTB" is only one more letter! "Hottest graphics" -- you know, you have to be pretty hot to surpass Westwood, the developers of EOTBs 1 and 2 and undisputed champions of production values, and while SSI seem to possibly meet that level here, I wouldn't presume to claim that they surpass it. If by "devilishly deep" they mean "involves many dungeon levels accessed through downward staircases, some populated by demonic monsters", I'll allow it. More cinematics? "Three times more"? I really don't recall the previous two games having much in the sense of cinematics besides their introductions and conclusions, so are the ad writers really boasting of the game's featuring somewhere between three and six cinematic sequences? I guess any increase is an improvement, but not every improvement is a persuasive selling point. (The game box goes on to boast that this one features "more colours" also, but ... I mean, VGA is VGA, right? If the previous games didn't exploit the entire potential palette, I'm sure it was for reasons of art design. But this time we found a way to cram in hot pink!)</p><p>The box felt that the dread lich Acwellan was badass enough to warrant italicizing the words, but the ad layout proofer ixnayed that one.</p><p>"Never-ending complexity"? The game does have an ending. Most comments I see about the ALL ATTACK button involve it seeming like something you'd want, that actually makes gameplay worse. So by "smoother moves" you may in fact mean it in the sense my father did when he would say "smooth move, Ex-Lax."</p><p>"An assault on your senses"? No, thanks! Fortunately, I'm reasonably confident it doesn't deliver. It's cute that they think I might be more inclined to buy their game if I learn that it contains a total of five, five, "FIVE fully-scored music pieces". If I want an album, SSI, I know where the music store is. (The box back goes on to also entreat us with the prospect of 70 digitized sound effects. Dude, I can get those on a single foley CD!) The ability to import is good but already standard for the series, nothing new. (And any import that failed to include weapons, treasure and experience levels surely wouldn't be any import worthy of the name!)</p><p>Spending 40-100 hours playing this game sounds to me like a game that has likely overstayed its welcome. A Dungeon Master clone only has so many tricks up its sleeve to offer. Just think, you could be listening to each of the five fully-scored music pieces for up to 20 hours each! </p><p>The box goes on to boast a large quantity of potential enemies, as well as NPCs from hitherto untapped species -- the kinds your DM usually didn't allow you to play. Saurials, eh? Say hi to Dragonbait for me!</p><p>"Over 30 portrait and letterboxed still shots". What are you telling us, SSI, that you have 24 character portraits and precisely 7 letterboxed still images in the game? It seems a wild kind of desperate flailing around: our software product contains assets! Here are some tallies of the specific quantities of specific varieties of assets we offer!</p><p>I will never forget seeing EOB1 for the first time, but I don't think I ever played the third one for longer than 10 minutes. All the same, I'm looking forward to the CRPG Addict's playthrough.</p><p>Have fun out there, everyone! This blog now resumes its gradual but inevitable descent into complete torpor!</p>Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-25030477938216162542021-12-02T13:36:00.001-08:002021-12-02T13:36:44.010-08:00ILLUMINATI Play-By-Mail game, 1984<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwsnnU8dp__pnCf7SQTGZ0m0xGuHbNEBdBLM5x8bks7TTf_0IYeDtW4xVLx2WPdr8UMXJ2uP5gbz2Fe_ashZy80w-r8GNm5t8ru6CqPP6Qmu8ao-wc2wkqa0HRH_eF6trOYLH3C_p-8zk/s0/Illuminati.JPG" style="display: block; padding: 1em 0; text-align: center; "><img alt="" border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1530" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwsnnU8dp__pnCf7SQTGZ0m0xGuHbNEBdBLM5x8bks7TTf_0IYeDtW4xVLx2WPdr8UMXJ2uP5gbz2Fe_ashZy80w-r8GNm5t8ru6CqPP6Qmu8ao-wc2wkqa0HRH_eF6trOYLH3C_p-8zk/s0/Illuminati.JPG"/></a></div>
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<p align=center><big><b>DO UNTO OTHERS<BR>before they do unto you!</b><p align=right>Congress is controlled by the Mafia...<br>South American Nazis are plotting the Final Reich... <br>the Cattle Mutilators are trying to take over Hollywood!<p align=center><b>MORE SECRECY THAN EVER BEFORE!</b></big><p align=right><ol><li>Complete anonymity for back-stabbing, probing, infiltrating, and take-overs is now available <b>because you can now play ILLUMINATI by mail!</b></li><li>Featuring new <b>ILLUMINATI</b> groups, new control groups, and an expanded method of controlling, neutralizing, or destroying other groups!</li><li>Probe groups you want to control, infiltrate them with your agents; then take control of their leaders - but beware, some of your trusted recruits may be infiltrators planted by other Illuminati!</li><li>Up to 32 actions per turn!</li><li>Operate in total secrecy or ... make (and break) alliances.</li></ol>
<b>NO EXTRA $$ — No Beacon Fees — No Colonies — No Special Charges<br>NOTHING EXTRA EVER!<p>PLUS:</b> No turn deadlines! 24-hour turn-around! Professional management! Extensive playtesting (over 1,000 playtest turns already processed)!<p><big><b>ILLUMINATI</b> PLAY BY MAIL</big><p><B>Set-Up Fee:</b> $15.00 (Covers set-up, rulebook, and first 3 turns)<br><b>Turn Fee:</b> $4.00/turn after third turn<p align=center><b><big>BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK TO RULE THE WORLD!<br>[A]dventure Systems, Dept. of Mayhem and Disorder<br>1669-D South Voss, Suite FF, Houston, TX 77057</big><p>
<small>ILLUMINATI</b> and the all-seeing pyramid are trademarks of Steve Jackson Games. <b>ILLUMINATI Play-By-Mail</b> is a licensed version of SJ Games' <b>ILLUMINATI</b> boardgame. All rights reserved. Fnord.</small></blockquote>
The illustration is straightforward: the all-seeing eye-in-the-pyramid of the Illuminati, the ultimate secret society, has arrived in a simple country mailbox. Steve Jackson Games' ILLUMINATI game has literally hit the scene in a play-by-mail edition. I expect that this ad ran somewhere in the vicinity of Dragon Magazine, Vol. IX, No. 3, August 1984. (I didn't log it at the time, but I found raw text matches for that issue in the Internet Archive's collection.)<p>
(Not that this ever stops me, but) I can't speak too much to the subject, never having played the game in question or read Robert Anton Wilson's books that inspired it, but always being acutely aware of their existence. The book figured large among the Beat volumes on the shelves of the Granville Book Company during my adolescence (well, many of its fellow traveller books were locked in the front display cabinet -- traditionally some of the most-shoplifted items... looks like this book wants to go On The Road also!) and SJG products always jumped out in the comic store basements where pen and paper tabletop gaming commerce was conducted (too many good ideas and, I gather, inadequate company support: the Steve Jackson Games story. GURPS probably took the air away from Car Wars, then INWO (the CCG version of ILLUMINATI) took the air away from GURPS, then Munchkin basically starved out the rest of the company. That's my understaning. But I seriously digress!) The shared "meta-conspiracy" premise of the book and the game, tying in all of the wingnut groups on the periphery of society, was a fun idea.<p>
<a href=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati_(game)#Related_games>Wikipedia describes</a> how the PBM version arose after the designer of an unrelated game, Draper Kauffman, noticed that he kept running up against problems in his own game design which he observed could be fixed by doing what the designers of the regular, not-by-mail version of ILLUMINATI had done, ultimately doing what inertia so demonstrably wanted him to do and simply adapting that game for PBM play instead. Eventually administration of the PBM version of this game was taken over by the venerable great-granddaddy of North American PBM, Flying Buffalo. Yikes, they have a new website that represents a tiny step forward and a big step back, as it seems to have thrown out all of the information about all of their products... but may, eventually, offer a streamlined modern e-storefront. Here, their old website talked about running PBM ILLUMINATI there as recently as May of last year, <a href=https://web.archive.org/web/20210513161208/http://www.flyingbuffalo.com/illumin.htm>I have pulled it up via the Wayback Machine</a>. Maybe Rick Loomis's force of will was the only thing keeping the company in business (I guess that's more of an "almost certainly" than a "maybe"), it's just hard to see how a business can stay in operation when you replace everything on the shelves with "under construction" signs. I hope that this new website returns to form -- it can't be more than a day's worth of cutting and pasting -- but I have my reservations that my hope is misplaced. But look, I continue to digress and digress further! In conclusion, I really appreciate the way this ad casually wraps. Fnord.Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-22304768111384860182021-07-21T16:41:00.003-07:002021-07-21T16:41:27.401-07:00"Crasimoff's World" Play-by-mail game, 1984Apologies for another terrible scan... I understand that a complete run of early Dragon Magazines is up on the Internet Archive, so if anyone is interested enough to go spelunking for a clearner specimen, they're out there. (<a href="https://www.unseenservant.us/forum/viewtopic.php?p=202974&sid=c924c50b9bba61e990873d2ab0cd81fa#p202974">This seems to be one</a>!) At the time I wasn't aspiring to catch anything more than the name of the game, little realising that someday I'd wind up documenting advertisements for play-by-mail games from my toddlerhood. But here we are, this one has an intriguing name and it spitch contains more selling points than some of the other PBM games whose ads I've transcribed here. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Crasimoff's World!
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Almost every D&D* game player wants to play in a limitless campaign game of great adventure. Unfortunately, it is very difficult to find a gamemaster who can devote the time to create a complete fantasy world. Fantasy gamers now have an alternative to the years of hard work needed to create a campaign. The game is Crasimoff's World and it has taken several years to design, develop, and test. It is completely original and contains over a thousand detailed descriptions of everything you can see, encounter, and acquire -- from detailed descriptions of every town to the workings of a spell. Our staff has created a world of 160,000 [hexes?] for your band of adventurers to explore and conquer. Why so large? To allow over a thousand parties of adventurers to play the game all at the same time!</blockquote><blockquote>Such a game could only have been created in a play-by-mail format and moderated by an experienced play-by-mail moderator. Play-by-mail allows tremendous flexability, interactiveness, and that most important sense of wonder and mystery that you demand in your fantasy campaign.</blockquote><blockquote style="text-align: center;"><b>Explore the fantastically detailed world that comes alive!</b></blockquote><blockquote style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: medium;">CRASIMOFF'S WORLD</span></b></blockquote><blockquote><i>Lead your band of daring adventurers into the wilderness filled with magic and danger. Mounted on trusty steeds and armed with razor sharp swords, your band of young and eager adventurers will venture forth into the unknown. Perhaps you will cross the Creeping Mountains, exploring the strange caves. Or maybe ride a river boat to the edge of the Deaf Forest. Your fighters will handle hostile encounters with enthusiasm, with your mages and priests casting spells at opportune moments. Treasures and artifacts lie secreted, to be unearthed only by those with the skill to find them. Mysterious wanderers may offer to teach your mage or priest a spell, or possibly you will encounter the remains of the legendary Astoffs?</i></blockquote><blockquote style="text-align: center;"><b>Some Featurers of Crasimoff's World include:</b> </blockquote><blockquote>-- Choose your own destiny! Perhaps you will be a brigand when you begin play and ambush the first travelers you encounter. Later on you may decide that being a river merchant is more your style. Eventually a town may ask you to be the Town Protector, or perhaps you will find the courage to lead a great caravan across the plains of Azoose.</blockquote><blockquote>-- Naming not only your band of adventurers. but each individual character. Each character has his or her own equipment, characteristics, and growth potential. </blockquote><blockquote>-- Over a thousand "blurbs" of information can be obtained, including ones detailing artifacts. magic. creatures, songs, drugs, herbs, spells. legends, towns, treasures, cults, towers, temples, dungeons and mysterious buildings. </blockquote><blockquote>-- The game is human-moderated to allow greater flexibility. </blockquote><blockquote>-- The game is forever expanding and improving, moderated in the Beyond the Stellar Empire style (with lots of heart and soul) -- recognized by many as the best style around. </blockquote><blockquote>-- If you have played correspondence fantasy campaigns that were structured as chapters of a novel and found that your instructions only occasionally had any effect on the outcome of your turn you probably weren't too happy with the game. Crasimoffs World is different! In Crasimoff's World all of your instructions are considered before your own individual turn results are created. Plus you can interact with hundreds of players and your actions not only affect other players but the very world itself! </blockquote><blockquote>-- You receive a hex map each turn depicting the area your party explored.</blockquote><blockquote><span style="font-size: x-small;"><b>Adventures By Mail</b> has processed over 50.000 play-by-mail game turns since our start in July 1981. The readers of the Space Gamer magazine chose us as the top play-by-mail game publisher in both 1982 and 1983. In the same surveys, Beyond the Stellar Empire, our science-fiction PBM game, was chosen as the top role-playing PBM game. Additionally. it was the only PBM game chosen as one of the top 100 games of the year by the editors of GAMES magazine. Our reputation for fast turnaround and professionalism are second to none.</span> </blockquote><blockquote>A game such as this doesn't come around very often. Crasimoffs World is just beginning -- first turns will be processed in August of 1984. Enter now to get in at the beginning. Participate in the Adventures By Mail Gaming Experience. </blockquote><blockquote><i>The international game for the modern thinking mind.</i> </blockquote><blockquote>*D&D is a registered trademark of TSR, Inc. </blockquote><blockquote>ADVENTURES BY MAIL, PO Box 436, Cohoes NY 12047 </blockquote><blockquote>* Enclosed is $3.00 for the Crasimoff's World Rules Package. </blockquote><blockquote>* Enclosed is $15.00 for the Crasimoff's World Starter Package. </blockquote><blockquote>* Send me information on your other PBM games. </blockquote><blockquote><i>Please make checks and money orders payable to </i><b>Adventures By Mail</b>. </blockquote><blockquote><b>MONEY BACK GUARANTEE</b> </blockquote><blockquote>If you are dissatisfied with the Rules Package you may return it for a complete refund.</blockquote><hr /><br />Just what kind of name is Crasimoff, anyway? Google thinks: one that the creators of this game made up. This ad is interesting because it's hyping you up for a service that doesn't exist yet -- it's a pre-launch ad, imviting players to be in on the ground floor. This promotional schedule would soon become standard for the gaming industry, but this early, there's always a hint of concern that the promoters may simply be testing the waters and determining if there is sufficient interest to build a real product out of their vaporware promotion. The situation in this case is a little more nuanced than I suggest -- not only had Kevin Cropper's worldbuilding already been done, for the benefit of his regular pen and paper gaming group, but <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crasimoff%27s_World">Crasimoff's World</a> (documented pretty well there at Wikipedia) had already been running for years at this point -- in the UK. What this ad is launching is the American syndication of it through Adventures By Mail, because overseas postage just put too big a drag factor on the already costly hobby of PBM gaming.<div><br /></div><div>I really enjoy the way that the fifth line item keeps on building on itself : "The game is forever expanding and improving," (well, that's good!), "moderated in the Beyond the Stellar Empire style" (yes, but what does that mean?) "(with lots of heart and soul)" (ah, fairly appraised by a neutral third party!)" -- recognized by many as the best style around." (Well, we don't want to settle for anything less than the best now, do we?</div><div><br /></div><div>Apparently by the end of the '80s it had transitioned over to a computer-moderated incarnation, "<a href="http://www.dragontech.co.uk/crasiworld.html">Crasiworld</a>", which kept on keeping on for another decade and a half, before finally wrapping it up in 2004... meaning that it's now been off the scene as long as it was here. It seems that <a href="https://www.kjcgames.com/">the company</a> formed by Crasimoff's World's founder is still with us in some kind of nominal presence, but I suspect that's one industry pivot that there may be no recovery from. (Putting me in mind of Simutronics, who started making MUDs for GEnie and were last seen making tower defense and endless runner games for mobile devices... slowly and gradually winding down. But I digress.)</div>Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-33658035992719987012021-06-16T12:03:00.000-07:002021-06-16T12:03:21.550-07:00"Silverdawn" Play-By-Mail game, Entertainment Concepts, Inc.Sorry about the muddy quality of the scan! I think that at the time I rated these as low-priority and didn't make the effort to get clean, clear takes on the subjects. (Granted, I waited nearly a decade to do anything with the scans, so argably I was right.)
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<big>SILVERDAWN*</big><br><small>* by Entertainment Concepts, Inc.</small><p>
<b>SILVERDAWN</b> <i>is a brilliant excursion into fantasy fuelled by the healthy fire of the moderator's imagination ... Recommended for everyone! (PBM Universal gave </i><b>SILVERDAWN</b><i> a Four Star Rating!!!)</i><br>Bob McLain<br>PBM Universal<p>
<b>SILVERDAWN</b> <i>is the best game I have EVER PLAYED, Play by Mail or otherwise. Let me congratulate you on having created a fantastic game!</i><br>Roger Leroux<p>
<i>I have heard only good things about this game!</i><br>Michael Gray, Dragon Magazine<p>
<b>SILVERDAWN</b> <i>is probably the best of the narrative games!</i>
W.G. Armintrout, The Fantasy Gamer<p>
<i>I just wanted to tell you what a good job you are doing with</i> <b>SILVERDAWN</b><i>... I am really impressed with it!</i><br>Mike Kimba <p>
I prefer: Fighter ____ Mage ____ Thief ____<br>
Spy ____ Merchant ____ Minstrel ____ <br>
Cleric ____ Ranger ____ Engineer ____ <br>
Name: __________ Age __ <br>
Address: ____________<br>
State: __ Zip: __<p>
I would like to run ____ characters in the land of <b>SILVERDAWN</b>. Enclosed is $7 for the first and $3 for each additional character. <br>__ In addition, please enter me in the $5,000 <b>SILVERDAWN</b> Quest Tournament. An additional $3 is enclosed to cover the cost of this entry.<br><b>Mail to: ENTERTAINMENT CONCEPTS, 6923 Pleasant Drive, Charlotte, NC 28211</b><p>
Now you can enter the richest tournament in the history of Correspondence Gaming!! The <b>SILVERDAWN</b> Quest Tournament will offer a <b>$5,000</b> first prize, a $500 second prize, a $50 third prize. A fabulously interesting and exciting adventure has been prepared ... replete with all the dangers, challenges, and puzzles that you could wish for. And the first player to complete this Quest will win <b>FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!</b><br> <b>SILVERDAWN</b> is the ultimate play by mail fantasy campaign. Having already received an enthusiastic response from players who enjoy having total freedom of creative decision, <b>SILVERDAWN</b> lets you guide heroic characters thru[sic] fantastic adventures.<br>Each move allows you to detail up to <b>3 pages</b> of actions and contingencies. Every move will be promptly responded to. Every month you will receive a copy of <i>SILVERQUEST</i>, the newsletter that tells the stories of the greatest heroes in <b>SILVERDAWN</b>. Each issue will also contain contest announcements, with the winners receiving cash prizes!<br>Entry is $7 for the rules and first move. Each move thereafter is $3.
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So this was a natural successor to the previous post, seeing as the game is made by the same company, Entertainment Concepts, Inc. (which means likely the same individual -- who has an account on RPGGeek, if I really wanted to know the answer to questions I had, I suppose I could just look him up and fire away, but in a sense the asking out loud is more fun than the "settling the matter"), as the last PBM game whose ad was featured here. If I had processed these scans in a scholarly fashion and retained context, I'd have more information about the sequence in which these games elapsed -- but let's assume that Silverdawn (pardon me, <b>SILVERDAWN</b>) was the foundation on which the AD&D PBM game was built rather than the other way around.<p>It's an interesting ad, blasting out of the gate with a series of testimonials which might hold more weight if we recognized the names. (I know, you think "W.G. Armintrout" is an alias? Think again!) I especially like how Michael Gray comes across as not actually having ever played the game (but he's heard only good things), while WG spikes his endorsement with what Wikipedia likes to call "weasel words" -- <i>probably</i> the best of the narrative games. Except for the better ones that I haven't played yet, or can't remember at this moment.<p>
The list of possible player classes is pretty standard, but mixes it up Nethack-style with a few unorthodox "prestige class" offerings -- presumably Minstrel glosses to Bard, Spy to ... Assassin? I've never played an RPG in which engineers were a class before, but when the party needs to build a bridge with which to cross a gap or calculate where the weak spot in the door to aim the battering ram at is, who else are you going to call?<p>It's conspicuous how little this ad dwells on the actual content of the <b>SILVERDAWN</b> game, and what makes it different and unique from the othre PBM games out there. Certainly the illustration is consummately generic, in a workmanlike way. Based on the picture, I don't see a lot of work for the engineer in this scenario. The tail wagging the dog is, instead, the contest. I know, I was too young at the time (only a few months old!), but I read Quest for the Golden Hare and know all about Kit Williams' Masquerade, so I am aware of the frenzy to burden games with contests that was plaguing the ludic zeitgeist at the time, from Eureka! to Swordquest, to Pimania... etc., <A href=https://boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/120623/video-games-prizes-be-won>there's a list of them here</a>. While the idea of a payout was compelling to players, I don't know if the competition ever actually enhanced the gameplay in any way. Here where you can see players are shelling out real money for the privilege of playing at all (555 player-turns need to be bought in order to cover the value of all the prizes), the prospect of a grand prize rings a little more like a gambler pumping coins into the one-armed bandit, hoping for a chance to win back some of the money they have already spent on the pastime. Especially with the absence of weight on the game's content, the ad rings a little like a sideshow carnival barker: step right up, step right up and try your luck! Another sucker's born every minute!<p>
Apparently there was quite a bit of lore cooked up for this game, however, enough to fill several independently-published <a href=https://rpggeek.com/rpg/41135/silverdawn>Silverdawn sourcebooks</a>, refigured from PBM origin and intended for use in pen & paper group tabletop role-playing, all published around 1982 -- which gives us a ballpark for when the PBM game may have been happening. Perhaps the contest failed to recoup its costs (even after the prizes, now it has to generate enough revenue to also cover the cost of a print ad in Dragon Magazine!) and retooling the material for a new market helped to make it pay for itself. (Or perhaps the contest was unimaginably lucrative, and ECI was just greedily double-dipping, who knows.)<p>That's all I can glean from just an ad, folks! I'll post another one down the line, I have a pile of them lined up.Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-90581514798010340152021-06-10T15:10:00.002-07:002021-06-10T15:10:24.098-07:00"Advanced Dungeons & Dragons" Play-By-Mail game, Entertainment Concepts, Inc., 1985.I said that I had several advertisements for PBM games in my archives, mostly sourced from scanning old copies of Dragon Magazine, and I wasn't lying -- Monster Island was only the beginning! This one appears first in the directory for alphabetical reasons, but since I have no easy way of assessnig the importance of each of these games so many years after the fact, that sequence seems as valid as any other to visit these topics!<p>
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<blockquote><p align=center><big>Advanced Dungeons & Dragons</big><br>
<b><i>PLAY BY MAIL GAME</i></b><br>
a product of Entertainment Concepts, Inc.</p><p align=left>
Do you dream of adventure and glory? Do you thirst for dangers to thwart? Do you love the challenges of a mystery? Do you hunger to explore the unknown, and prove to the world that <b>you</b> have the stuff heroes are made of? <b>Yes??</b><p>
Then an exciting world of quests, myths, treasures, villains, mysteries, and magic is waiting <b>just for you!!</b> You can go beyond mere reading of adventure, <b>you</b> can now Create it! Experience it! Master it! Your skill, your wits, your wisdom, can make your hero the stuff of legend! You'll experience the full mystery and excitement of the fabulous <b>ADVANCED DUNGEONS & DRAGONS</b> adventure game by taking the role of a <b>Hero</b>, or of a <b>Fellowship</b> of four young adventurers!<p>
<b>ENTER TODAY!!</b> Tomorrow you'll be creating your <b>own</b> legends!!!<p>
<b>Send AD&D Play by Mail Game entries to: ECI, 6923 Pleasant Dr., Charlotte, NC 28211</b><p>
Name___<br>
Address___ <br>
City___<br>
State___<br>
Zip___<p>
Enclosed is $10 for the first position and $5 for each additional Position. Each move is $4 of adventure, mystery, and ancient lore' <p>
Please send me _ <b>Hero</b> Positions and _ <b>Fellowship</b> Positions.<p>
ADVANCED DUNGEONS & DRAGONS is a trademark owned by and used under license from TSR, Inc. © 1985 TSR, Inc. All Rights Reserved.</blockquote>
There it is, a dragon in the illustration, resting in some treasure-filled cavern or ... dungeon. The bland copy doesn't give much to work with, but the whole arrangement does raise the question of why bothering to go and cook up your own campaign setting when you can just license one -- which yields further questions: ECI gives money to Dragon Magazine to run the ad, which raises money from players, which yields money to send home to the mother ship. Did ECI just devise a system allowing them to work pro bono for TSR? Was getting advertising in the house organ a perk of purchasing use of the license? One imagines they must have had some prior success in the PBM genre for TSR to allow the licensing deal to take place, but what? (And, of course -- why not simply run a PBM branch in-house, as Flying Buffalo did?)
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<p>Ok, some cursory Googling addresses some of these questions and, I'm sure, raises new ones. It wasn't a setting ECI was licensing, but (presumably) the system and rules and of course the valuable, lucrative brand. Indeed, this game was run in ECI president Jim Dutton's homebrewed game world "Talaran, Land of Challenge", which, in a sense, puts this setting on a par with Greyhawk, Blackmoor and Mystara -- an individual's labour of love, enshrined in some weird way by a company. (<a href=https://tomeoftreasures.com/tot_first_edition_home/misc/playbymail.htm>The informational packet sent out to new players</a> makes it look <i>a lot</i> like an official TSR product.) As for how internally-integrated the licensing-promoting of this fellow traveller venture was... it's pointed out that Dutton wrote three articles about it published in Dragon Magazine -- "Blueprint for a big game" (issue 97), "Detailing a Campaign World" (issue 98), and "Creating a cast of NPCs" (issue 102) -- seemingly in keeping with that august and earnest publication's strong bent toward the advertorial.<p>How prestigious Jim Dutton was remains to be determined -- he had <a href=http://www.tomeoftreasures.com/tot_nontsr/entertainment_concepts/1entertainment_concepts.htm>a few various and sundry worldbooks</a> up for sale via TSR and through other publishers. ECI turns up as having offered a few other PBM games, eg "Power" and "Power+" ... were they even RPGs, comparable in any way or is this an apples to oranges comparison? Hard to determine from here. Finally, it's interesting (certainly streamlines some elements, but presumably removes all interactive and social aspects with other players) that this game allows players to guide entire parties full of Heroes and Fellows. The mental picture I get from this is just a kind of neverending Gold Box-style tactical combat session, with party members gradually crawling down an endless hallway and making strategic combat decisions to overcome whichever opponents arrive to menace them in a given turn. Would parties of up to 4 fellows have an advantage over a Hero playing solo, or was difficulty scaled to the size of the party? Many boring questions, no boring answers, yielding: a boring permanent state of lack of resolution. Ah well.Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-85016734554058656752021-05-14T08:46:00.001-07:002021-05-14T08:46:04.952-07:00Monster Island, 1989Greetings from my defunct blog! (I made it three years this time, I think I've definitely shaken the habit!)<p>
When I was poring over my stacks of old comics and nerd magazines, all to depart my custody in anticipation of the arrival of a baby, my agreement with my wife was that I would scan the ads first, so that I could continue my amateur scholarship into gaming history through these primary (but poorly-sourced -- I didn't keep notes of which publications, issues or pages scans came from, making them useless for scholarly application!) documents. I jumped ship quickly scanning ads in my huge and sadly, long-departed stack of Nintendo Power mags -- the entire thing it turns out was ads in a house organ. The comics had a nice representative sampling, especially in the late '70s and early '80s where you can see the emergence of the video game advertisement as a distinct artform!<p>
But it was in the early issues of Dragon Magazine that the most tantalizing fruit were to be found, ads for long-shuttered MUDs available exclusively on dimly-remembered online services and ads that took some wrapping your head around to understand them as computer games: "Play By Mail" games that were "computer-moderated", played by ... filling out a card with instructions regarding which activities you'd like your character / army / nation to perform this turn, mailing it in, where it is fed into a supercomputer, then finding out how successful your attempts were after it printed out the results of your instructions and had them mailed back to you. They were computer games wrapped in a hard-copy package! (There's an odd resonance with many of the BBS door games I played in my youth, with the "log back in tomorrow to see whether your orders succeeded" dynamic in place there without needing to mess with postage or pay a per-turn fee.)<p>
I never got around to posting or doing anything with these ads, because there was no clear application for them. I couldn't document them as computer games without further (but unobtainable) details about the hardware and software backend that made the magic happen, so they remained gathering dust in a subdirectory of a subdirectory. But then yesterday I found that the distinguished Aaron Reed had made one of them the subject of a recent post to his (eminently worthwhile) "<a href=https://if50.substack.com/p/introduction>50 Years of Text Games</a>" blog series. Finally the wool was being lifted from my eyes, and indeed, the focal game in <a href=https://if50.substack.com/p/1989-monster-island>his article</a> was one I'd scanned an ad for! I went to talk up the article to the folks on the MobyGames Discord, where I discovered that... unlike when I made these scans eight years ago, the PBM games beat was now pretty well documented <a href=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Play-by-mail_game>on Wikipedia</a> and <a href=https://boardgamegeek.com/rpgfamily/53403/play-mail-rpgs>on BoardGameGeeks</a>. So I'll just set the stage, provide the scan and transcription, and allow them to do the rest of the heavy lifting. If all goes well, I'll exhaust my little pool of these scans over the next couple of weeks before this blog returns to its terminal torpor, satisfied that the exclusive data is out there and people are putting the puzzle pieces together. So without further ado: Monster Island! (<a href=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Island_(play-by-mail_game)>W</a>, <a href=https://rpggeek.com/rpg/53511/monster-island-pbm>BGG</a>)<p>
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<blockquote>You've just washed ashore — your favorite sword lost on the ocean floor...there's a 12-foot Octopaw staring at you. He'd like to eat your eyeballs for lunch. Welcome to... <p>
Monster Island <p>
<b>A <i>huge</i> Fantasy Role-Playing campaign of Exploration, Survival, Magic, and High Adventure.<br> <i>This state-of-the-art Play-By-Mail game is unlike any you've ever seen.</i></b><p>
We've been moderating Play-By-Mail games for 10 years. In all of that time we've never received <b>so much praise</b> about a game from our players, including <i>It's a Crime!</i>, the most successful PBM game ever created. <b>Here's what they have to say... </b><ul>
"...I'm having a blast-and-a-half playing <i>Monster Island</i>. I've only played one other PBM game before, but this is just the kind of PBM game I would wish for...The Knowledge Blurbs and battle scenes are excellent..." - John Perry </li><p>
"I also wish to express my complete and enthusiastic satisfaction with your service. <b><i>Monster Island</i> is a complete joy!</b> The game itself is great fun, but it's the professional way you handle it that impresses me most. When there was a problem with the results, you were right there to handle it, and sent along a revision quickly; when I've made an invalid entry, it's nice to get a personal note explain-ing where I went wrong." - Mark Berman</li><p>
"First let me thank you for a wonderful game! Simply...beastly. You did a super job in writing and running the game; even if it is 100% computer moderated..." - Brian Leach</li><p>
"I have enjoyed playing <i>Monster Island</i>; it is truly a fine piece of game design and program-ming. I am a game designer/programmer myself..." - Brian Booker </li><p>
"<i>Monster Island</i> is a great game, much better than <i>It's a Crime!</i> There are more things to do each turn with a wider range of results. For and away this is the <b>best role-playing PBM</b> I have ever played." - Alan Santa "Overall, <i>Monster Island</i> is an original, humorous and exciting PBM game. Its strong points include clearly written rules, simple order format, detailed descriptions of creatures and actions, and a sense of humor...you never feel like the entire game is just a collection of numbers or a giant equation." - Gail Chotoff, <i>American Gamer</i></li><p>
"Keep up the great work! I'm on turn 42 and they keep getting better and better. I showed my last few turns to the guy I started with back in '89 - he really wishes he'd kept in the game. Can't wait for newsletter #3." - Steve Lindemann "This is an iceberg of a game. It shows...only a tenth of its detail above the water: As you play you get not just new equipment but new orders and whole new game modules rolling open before your eyes...the early turns really are very good fun and worth the money." - Dr. Nicholas Palmer, <i>Flagship</i></ul>
<b>It's the game players rave about!</b><p>
YOU, Stalwart Adventurer, will:<ul>
<li>Interact with hundreds of players on an island that's more than three times the size of Australia!</li><li>
Explore bat-infested caves and other dark, dangerous places...where you never know what cave denizen (or treasure?) is lurking around the next bend. </li><li>
Kowtow to strange Gods. Serve them well and you'll be able to cast dozens of spells. </li><li>
Loot and vandalize ancient graveyards. Watch out for the Cemetery Creepers! </li><li>
Harvest Somanda Dust, Purple Lotus Leaves, etc., and use them to make all sorts of Voodoo concoctions. </li><li>
With friends, rebuild exotic ruins and sanctify them to your God. </li><li>
Hack Knolltir into hamburger meat with one of your fine weapons, such as a Spiked Club or Tooth Sabre. </li><li>
Battle horrible creatures including Ghoul Buzzards, Xanxu Cave Spiders, Sand Thugs, and Tomb Leeches. Some guard exotic treasures, such as Dragon Ikor. </li></ul>
<b>FREE Rulebook. FREE Entry Results.</b><br>(Examine the game for free. No obligation to continue.) <p>
<b>Inexpensive!</b> Continue play at L1.75 or S4 per turn, 3 times per month.<p>
<b>Same-day turnaround. All results are Laser-printed.</b><p>
<i>In Europe:</i> KJC Games<br>Ref: MI1 Freepost Cleveleys Blackpool Lancs. FY5 3BR U.K. Phone (0253) 866345 Fax (0253) 869960 <p>
Write, Phone, or Fax us your name and address. <br>
<i>In North America</i>: Adventures By Mail POB 436-D1 Cohoes, NY 12047 Phone (518) 237-4870 Fax (518) 237-6245 </blockquote>Not a ton to say about the ad. Clearly it's written for the benefit of people who are already well-acquainted with the genre, with comparisons to other leading PBM games. The tiny landscape tiles are so cute, and I appreciate the "it's 1989 and we have a brand new Mac to do desktop publishing with" aesthetic -- they make a big deal of the fact that output is LASER PRINTED rather than spat out of a dot matrix printer, the difference is subtle but profound.<p>OK, that's all for now! See you next ad!Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-66221473003373516102018-07-06T10:43:00.000-07:002018-07-06T10:43:38.542-07:00"Citadel: Adventure of the CRYSTAL KEEP", Macintosh, 1989.I know, I've said many times that this blog is retired, and yet I somehow keep stopping in here and quietly adding to it. (Why retired? I will write pages around this video game ad scan and eventually rack up some 20 views, then someone will post the same image on Tumblr, sourced from my blog but without any of the qualifying text, and get 170 big ups. And I will bemoan my folly. Then I will post the scan to my own Tumblr and get 2 views, and feel even more foolish. Then I will abandon this blog for another eight to ten months.) I gave myself two escape clauses to return and continue rearranging the furniture -- I could post the vintage Dungeons & Dragons comic book ads, which I seem to have gotten to the very definitively end of, and I would pop back in to write up covers of games I had on file when the CRPG Addict gets to them in his exhaustive, systematic campaign of CRPG history. Well, <a href=http://crpgaddict.blogspot.com/2018/07/game-296-citadel-adventure-of-crystal.html
>he has arrived</a> at Citadel: Adventure of the Crystal Keep.
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<blockquote>You've played Wizardry<br>
Now the REAL CHALLENGE! <p>
Adventure of the CRYSTAL KEEP <p>
Fantasy role playing climbs to new heights of challenge and excitement
as you descend into the depths of the CITADEL. Your quest is to free the
Lady Synd, cruelly imprisoned by the evil Wizard Nequilar. You must
rely on your skill and cunning to merely SURVIVE. <p>
Features: <br>
• Create your own heros using the complete, heritage oriented, character generation system including character image customizing.<br>
• Select from over 200 weapons and items.<br>
• Over 60 spells/scrolls at your command. <br>
• Most graphically realistic, three dimensional maze exploration ever created. <br>
• Hundreds of rooms on multiple levels. <br>
• A constant challenge is provided from over 60 animated monsters that must be overcome. <br>
• The sound and animation will take you to the edge of your seat! <p>
Now available for Macintosh Plus or greater and Atari ST. <BR>
Soon available for IBM and Amiga. <p>
Contact your nearest dealer or call: <br>
POSTCRAFT International Inc.<br>
(805) 257-1797 <br>
Dealer inquiries invited. <p>
Citadel is a registered trademark of Postcraft International Inc. <br>
All other trademarks or brand names are the property of their respective holders.</blockquote>
(That closing clause must be their futile attempt to legally cover their behinds over their unlicensed use of the logo for Sir-Tech's Wizardry series, of which this game is heavily derivative.)<p>
I came out of retirement to cover this game (briefly, as I have never played it and as an early Mac game it is a true obscure rarity) because I had long known it only through these curious ads, ever wondering just what the big deal was. There are many such period ads for truly un-experienceable-today products like early MUDs on defunct pre-Web online gated communities and PBM games at least two paradigms of correspondance obsolete by now. Those I will never see someone play. In this case, on the other hand, I can peek over the CRPG Addict's shoulder. (Metaphorically, through his blog posts. Although surely someone has suggested he take up Twitch streaming by now? Blogging and vlogging seem almost to sit on opposite ends of the content spectrum. But I digress.)<p>
The big deal seems to be a Wizardry clone (a popular approach to take in these early years) in the Mac's best (by which I mean, going to extreme dithering lengths to work around the drastic limitation) black and white graphics. That means that it looks quite a bit better than the wireframe 1st-person dungeons of Wizardry and Ultima, but quite a bit worse than, say, Dungeon Master or Eye of the Beholder. (Well, it's not fair to compete with Westwood for production values, they were the kings of that!)<p>
The ad art is ... a little peculiar, but not offputtingly amateurish, an impressive achievement for a new venture in this software boomtown. Eschewing the tired cliche of "princess kidnapped by evil wizard", they have apparently overturned it with the ... functionally equivalent "Lady magically imprisoned by evil wizard". Perhaps the magic makes all the difference, though I remain skeptical.<p>
The ad's copy doesn't give us much to work with, throwing numbers ("over 60" takes on a strange mystic potency here, as though only exactly 60 would be extremely yawnworthy -- are they casting shade on a competing game in the Wizardry field featuring merely 60 of the things?) of spells, weapons and monsters at us. You know what 200 weapons looks like? Typically it looks like Pool of Radiance's complete, redundant complement of pole arm selections. I don't know whether Citadel manages to successfully duck this "quantity over quality" issue, though they sure are trying to make it a selling point here. (Ads: they contain your selling points. Literally!)<p>
The "heritage oriented" character generation system, as demonstrated by the CRPG Addict, is an interesting curiosity -- first you generate your parents, then you combine elements from both of them. Character image customization is welcome, but really depends on your ability to do b&w pixelart. <i>Hundreds</i> of rooms? <i>Constant</i> challenge? OK, now I'm getting a little concerned this game may not be for me...<p>
(Though I did work my way through EOB, I have never played through a Wizardry-type game. They're not, it turns out, for me.)<p>
It noted that the "hundreds of rooms" were on multiple levels -- is that really a selling point? Staircases or GTFO? It goes on to claim that it's the "Most graphically realistic, three dimensional maze exploration ever created", where by "three dimensional" they mean ... multiple levels? Most graphically realistic? Reality, my friends, is not black and white. ("Dog dungeon simulator, featuring 2-colour graphics and over 60 exciting smells!")<p>
Finally: "The sound and animation will take you to the edge of your seat!" The sound will surely be standard Mac digitized sound such as you could have heard in Dark Castle (or Radical Castle for that matter), jarring swooshes and clanks at opportune moments the likes of which wouldn't infest PC games until the Sound Blaster became standard. For graphics and animation, they also mean to say "it's all black and white, so it may be good, but it'll never be great". That said, the minimalism of the Mac monochrome palette did allow for certain displays of constrained virtuosity such as was demonstrated in the early Cyan games (they're not cyan, you'd find that colour on CGA PCs!), so it's not impossible that this is a good-looking game. (But you'd never put that on an ad... though it is the kind of accidentally honest phrase I like to cap off Mistigris infofiles with.)<p>
So. The word salad says all the nonsense that is expected of it, distinguishing it in no way but keeping up with the Joneses. It are a serious ad, selling a serious game. There are a few optimistic notes at the bottom regarding its availability for other platforms that must be contingent on the original Mac version (surely no Atari ST port ever came out?) becoming a blockbuster smash hit, which doesn't seem to have happened (... to any game, ever?) There wasn't much in terms of common development resources at this point that would allow easy porting between such disparate home computer systems.<p>
I caught glimpses of Macs in my friends' parents offices in this period, but their world was across a vast gulf from my black-backgrounded CLI realm of MS-DOS. I only knew of this game's existence through ads in second-hand back issues of Dragon Magazine, and while looking up the blurb for this post found courtesy of the Internet Archive's (often hilariously garbled) OCR magazine transcriptions that it was also advertised to a general audience in Compute! as well as the logical home team reading MacWorld and MacUser magazines. I gather its sales did not set the author's bank account on fire, as there didn't seem to be any sequel or follow-up. And now one boring mystery is ... a little less mysterious. (Any less boring, though?)Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-53318039932440493152018-01-12T10:28:00.000-08:002018-01-12T10:28:30.348-08:00"Eye of the Beholder 2", 1991.Well OK, less than a month after I officially put this blog down for its final indefinite rest, only to be re-invoked in the occurrence of a wildly unlikely eventuality... that eventually actually came to pass. I started documenting ads for SSI's Dungeons & Dragons games and went to the effort of sourcing the ads and transcribing them, so darned if I'm going to have done that work and not share it. These were being metred to keep pace with the rate at which the games were covered over at the excellent specialist blog The CRPG Addict, and having opened his coverage of CRPGs from 1991 with Eye of the Beholder 1, <a href="http://crpgaddict.blogspot.ca/2018/01/game-278-eye-of-beholder-ii-legend-of.html">he's closing it with EOB2</a>. So here I am diligently pulling slipcovers off of the blog to post one more ad until assuredly a substantially greater delay before I'll be visiting these parts again.<br />
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EYE OF THE BEHOLDER II </blockquote>
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Bigger... Better... Meaner Than Ever!</blockquote>
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Yes! The exciting sequel to <i>Eye of the Beholder</i> is here! </blockquote>
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Like its awesome predecessor, <i>EYE OF THE BEHOLDER II: T<small>HE</small> L<small>EGEND OF</small> D<small>ARKMOON</small></i> is a graphically based AD&D computer fantasy role-playing saga -- with stunning pictures, realistic animation and 3-D "you-are-there" point of view. <i>EYE II</i> gives you all this... and more -- <i>much more!</i><br />
<i><b>BIGGER!</b></i><br />
A bigger adventure includes forest, temple, catacomb and three huge towers. The bigger story gives you more people to meet, clues to learn and mysteries to unravel! <b><i>BETTER!</i></b> Better graphics and improved "point-and-click" interface make playing even easier. <b><i>MEANER!</i></b> Lots of new, smarter, meaner monsters! </blockquote>
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Transfer your characters and items from <i>Eye of the Beholder</i>, or create your own experienced group of characters. Either way, you're in for more of the best fantasy role-playing experience! </blockquote>
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<b><i>3-D View!</i></b><br />
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<b><i>Brave the haunting forest on the way to the dread Temple Darkmoon</i></b><br />
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<b><i>One slip -- in combat or in conversation -- can bring the whole force of the enemy against you!</i></b></blockquote>
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The CRPG Addict can put this into context better than I ever could: a few years after this style of game (tile-movement, reflex action gameplay) was pioneered by FTL with Dungeon Master, it reaches its apex here with the genuine D&D license and the unbeatable Westwood production values -- with Ultima Underworld and a full, not-conventionally-mappable 3D play environment around the corner. Even Westwood will jump ship before EOB reaches its 3rd and final chapter, and from there the genre will go into a permanent slump punctuated only by the nostalgic revisitation of the Legend of Grimrock in 2012.<p>But hey, I'm putting the cart before the horse here a bit, aren't I? This game was lots of fun! Now let's unpack some of the claims in the often-meaningless ad copy! Was its predecessor awesome? Indeed it was: I still can vividly remember the first occasion on which I was exposed to its multimedia introductory sequence. "Saga" is a bit rich, but certainly it seems no less applicable here than Candy Crush. All that yammer about the pictures and the animation is just gloss for "Westwood developed it", and as for its POV... yep, it sure has one. Bigger? Sure. Better? Well, why not? Meaner? Sure, it hews even closer to the average than episodes 1 or 3! Some of the sub-claims warrant a little unpacking... would I necessarily enjoy a game featuring three huge towers more than one featuring only two of them? If memory suggests, the story, clues and mysteries contained in these games are all pants, a question of which rock do I stuff into a crack in which wall to unlock a teleporter? Better graphics... really? Are they not simply just more of the same? And ditto for the "improved" interface... is it not identical to that of its predecessor? (I dig the 1991 quotes around "point and click", don't want to confuse the MS-DOS users.) Smarter, meaner monsters? Well, monsters of higher level...<p>It all rings a bit hollow. At this point, the economy of selling the contents of boxed computer games on store shelves is well oriented toward the pivotal factor of "pretty screenshots on the back of the box" -- whatever half-baked hype is cooked up to be printed on the back of the box becomes increasingly irrelevant as a selling point. Ad copy is just an extension of that. You won't be making any new converts with your breathless prose -- the best approach you could possibly take is to say "You liked the last one, so here, we've made more of it, trying to mess with its winning formula as little as possible." Done. But instead, you have to pretend that you've taken something that's already perfect, and have improved on every aspect of it. I don't care if it's improved, I just don't want it to be diminished. But I guess marketing believes that's its job: you didn't see games sold under the "Buckley's cough syrup: it tastes bad and it works" premise since <A href=http://videogamecomicads.blogspot.ca/2013/11/would-you-shell-out-1000-to-match-wits.html>Infocom slammed hi-rez graphics</a>.<p>I don't, in the end, have all that much to say about this ad. I still think it's funny how SSI put an image of their game's box in the corner of the ad featuring the box art writ large, and I still have no memory of any scenario in the game remotely resembling this illustration (granted, I remember virtually nothing about playing this game beyond its opening in a wolf-plagued forest), but picking apart marketing nothing-speak leaves me filled with nothing, and I remember that on some level, this blog began as an excuse for me to post advertisement scans with their transcriptions alongside so as to have some public resource to point to when submitting the Ad Blurb transcripts to Mobygames. All the interpretation and context was gravy. Here's your freakin' gravy, I've satisfied the conditions of making one more post here. There are more D&D games coming up in the CRPG Addict's 1992 -- I count five of them, though he might well skip over Order of the Griffon on the Turbografx-16 and Warriors of the Eternal Sun for the Genesis, he still should be eventually covering the last gasps of the Gold Box engine with Dark Queen of Krynn and Treasures of the Savage Frontier along with the locally-produced Spelljammer: Pirates of Realmspace... but I don't expect he'll be reaching them anytime soon. Still, I have been surprised before -- as I was here! -- so who knows when next we'll be crossing paths here. Now, if you don't mind, I have an incredible backlog of work to wrap up <a href=http://pixelpompeii.blogspot.ca>over at Pixel Pompeii</a> 8)Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-5646020587294630772017-12-18T23:38:00.001-08:002017-12-18T23:38:04.828-08:00"A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure" part 14, 1982.Here we are, friends, the end of TSR's series of comic book ads (in form and in context) for Dungeons & Dragons and with it the end of my active business with this blog, all the "regular" posts (heh, though 2017 has not been a great year for it) having long since migrated over to <A href=http://pixelpompeii.blogspot.ca>Pixel Pompeii</a>. I will return if I encounter a game ad I absolutely cannot resist annotating, and I will keep pace with the CRPG Addict as he plays through D&D CRPG conversions -- but due to no fault of his own (he keeps chugging along at a very admirable pace) the further he progresses through the timeline, both the longer games take to document and the more games there are to cover as the CRPG field burgeoned commercially. So what I'm saying is... it may be a while.<p>That said, let's end on a bang and go out with this exciting print ad:
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DUNGEONS & DRAGONS<br>
ADVENTURES<br>
"Quest Through The Savage Country"<p>
RORY GALLAN, THE RANGER AND SHADRAK, THE GNOME THIEF HAVE BEEN HIRED TO HELP A BEAUTIFUL SORCERESS CROSS THE SAVAGE COUNTRY!<p>
R: WELL WE'RE ON TIME BUT WHERE IS THE GIRL, AND THE HORSES SHE PROMISED US?!<p>
S: SHE'LL BE HERE PATHFINDER. YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO TRUST PEOPLE!<p>
R: WHAT'S THAT SHADOW CROSSIN' OVERHEA...?<p>
BEAUTIFUL SORCERESS: GOOD MORNING MSSR GALLAN, MSSR SHADRAK. ARE YOU READY TO GO? INCIDENTALLY MY DEAR GENTLEMEN, I NEVER PROMISED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH HORSES; SIMPLY THAT I WOULD PROVIDE THE MEANS OF TRANSPORT. THIS ENCHANTED BOAT OF MY MASTER'S IS THAT TRANSPORT!<p>
R: A F, FLYING BOAT!!?<p>
S: M'LADY... WITH ALL RESPECT, THERE IS NO WAY I'M GOING UP IN THAT THING!!<p>
A RELUCTANT GNOME IS PERSUADED TO BOARD AND THE MAGIC BOAT LIFTS OFF, SAILING THE SKY MORE GRACEFULLY THAN ANY SHIP HAS EVER SAILED THE SEA!<p>
THE PEACEFUL FLIGHT TURNS ROUGH HOWEVER, AS THE WIND BLOWS STRONGER AND STORM CLOUDS GATHER!<p>
S: ( IF GNOMES WERE MEANT TO FLY... )<p>
R: Oh my... LOOK! WHAT IS THAT?!<p>
S: IT'S A STORM GIANT!!</blockquote>
Yeah, that'll do. In panel 1 it looks almost as though they're waiting in a desert wasteland, staging a fantasy production of Waiting for Godot, but then in panel 2 the lights of the city are very nearby. I guess they're just standing on the beach at low tide right next to the boardwalk, the "camera" looking out from the town. (Also curious: in all the other upper panels, the sky is clear and a daytime blue, but in the central "flying boat reveal" panel, it's a dusky orange. Perhaps the town supports some early industrial activity that generates very localized air pollution?) The interjections in the boat reveal panel suggest a patter of word bubble give and take, but their placement indicates the dull thud of a wall of text followed by extraneous JRPG-style obligatory dialogue response.<p>When you are flying a flag on top of a sailboat, in which direction does the flag fly? Behind, trailing the boat, or before, indicating the same breeze pushing the vessel? I remember hearing that in a hot-air balloon, one never feels breezes because one moves in them; if the wind picks up it doesn't blow past you, it just blows you along with it!<p>
Final panel observations: I think those may be the only lower-case letters penned in this whole series. (Also: shades of Takei... the appropriate response to the giant's magnificent physique? "Oh myyy...") That is a real Monster Manual calibre spot illustration, and the Storm Giant's lightning-gripping gesture is totally <i>metal</i>. \m/<p>
Unanswerable closing thoughts (category: "a boring mystery"): "Quest Through the Savage Country" -- if you pass over a territory completely, does it really count as travelling through it? Flyover states: does one quest <i>through</i> them in an airplane? These considerations digress from the unvisited plot being telegraphed, that being that the trip will not continue being an airborne one following the cloud giant encounter.
(What is the equivalent of a "drydock" in which a flying boat is repaired? No, don't answer that.)<p>OK, and that's a wrap! Composing these dopey response statements remains a lot of fun, but there's a lot of higher-priority business going on in my life than when I started this blog. Perhaps I'll return to it once my kids are embarrassed to be seen in public with me. (A self fulfilling prophecy? Does he blog game ads because his kids are ashamed or are his kids ashamed because he blogs game ads?) Until such a time... Excelsior!Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-72550310199134070602017-11-27T12:09:00.000-08:002017-11-27T12:09:16.987-08:00"A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure" part 13, 1982.The year: 1982. The product: Dungeons & Dragons. The advertising medium: comic books. TSR began illustrating the accounts of one party's campaign, then abruptly cut it off and began recounting a second. Not satisfied with their work, they also pulled the plug on the second and here we see them set the scene for a third and final comic book advertising campaign:
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<BLOCKQUOTE>DUNGEONS & DRAGONS<BR>
ADVENTURES<BR>
"Quest Through The Savage Country"<P>
SCENE: DEAD JACKAL INN<P>
BEAUTIFUL SORCERESS: ARE YOU SURE THE ONE WE SEEK WILL BE HERE?<P>
SHADRAK: TRUST ME.<p>
S: "THERE HE IS! RORY GALLAN."<p>
S: "HE'S THE BEST PATHFINDER THAT YOUR MONEY CAN BUY!"<p>
RORY: THERE YOU ARE YOU THIEVING GNOME!!<p>
R: SO SHADRAK MY LITTLE FRIEND. I TRUST YOU ARE HERE TO PAY ME BACK THE COINS YOU ... BORROWED?!<p>
S: WELL.. UM... NOT EXACTLY RANGER GALLAN. BUT EVEN BETTER THAN THAT I'VE LOCATED A <B>JOB</B> FOR YOU! THIS LADY HERE IS THE APPRENTICE OF THE FAMED WIZARD KHELLEK. SHE WANTS TO HIRE YOU TO TAKE HER ACROSS THE SAVAGE COUNTRY! I TOLD HER THAT NO ONE LIVING KNOWS THOSE LANDS LIKE YOU DO... OLD FRIEND.<p>
B: IT IS TRUE THAT I WISH TO HIRE THE RANGER GALLAN. BUT I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED TWO SWORDS. HAVE YOU ANOTHER IN MIND, LITTLE ONE?<p>
S: I SURE DO M'LADY... <BIG>ME!</BIG><p>
R: <B>YOU!?</B><p>
S: QUIET GALLAN! HERE FINISH YOUR DRINK.<p>
S: M'LADY, I COULD NEVER HAVE BECOME THE COUNTRY'S GREATEST THIEF IF I COULDN'T HANDLE WEAPONS AS WELL AS ANY FIGHTER!<p>
MSSR. GALLAN, TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE. MY MASTER'S OTHER PUPIL HAS TURNED EVIL AND ESCAPED WITH MYSTIC OBJECTS OF GREAT POWER! IF HE IS TO BE STOPPED, IT MUST BE SOON! YOU ARE WELL KNOWN BY YOUR HEROIC DEEDS. IF YOU AGREE, THEN THE GNOME WILL BE MY SECOND SWORD. YOUR TASK IS TO GUIDE ME SAFELY ACROSS THE SAVAGE COUNTRY WHERE WICKED MORGAN HAS FLED!!<p>
S: WHAT DO YOU SAY RORY? MY SHARE OF THE PAY WILL NICELY COVER WHAT I OWE YOU.<p>
NEXT: FEAR OF FLYING!</BLOCKQUOTE>Mostly I am just posting these for completeness' sakes, to see the story through, such as it is, and be the only one to provide search-engine-findable transcripts of the inane word bubbles. What do we learn here? Not much of interest: this is the first of the three stories to begin in the heart of that fantasy cliche, assembling the party at a tavern. When the name Khellek comes up, our ears perk up, as he was the wizard in the previous advertisement's party -- building a narrative bridge between otherwise seemingly unrelated ads. Most of the previous advertisement comics have focused on fearsome monsters and amazing magic, while this one is primarily concerned with a thief's bluff. (Equal time for the different player classes? Conspicuously, not only have none of the comic-ads focused on clerics, none of the parties have even contained one! Adventure strategy: plan to never be injured or encounter undead.) This ad ends explicitly on a to-be-continued, so stay tuned, long-tail readers: there's only one more installment in this series, then this blog will most likely enter a period of long, yea indefinite, silence!Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-34198459801230902562017-11-16T13:21:00.001-08:002017-11-16T13:21:34.821-08:00"A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure" part 12, 1982.Through comic book pages of 1982, sometimes the main attraction was interrupted by alternate comic strips, selling the Dungeons & Dragons role-playing game by telling the kind of stories, briefly, that such gameplay sessions were concerned by. This is the last in a set of four, to be succeeded by one final micro story arc. Transcript follows:
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AURIC: "DAYLIGHT! WE'VE MADE IT!!"<P>
KHELLEK EXAMINES THE ANCIENT SCROLLS TAKEN FROM THE ROAKIRE TREASURE ROOM.<P>
KHELLEK: "THE SEARCH IS OVER MY FRIENDS! BUT MY WORK IS JUST BEGINNING. THESE SPELLS WILL AID IN DEFEATING THE EVIL THAT LAYS SIEGE TO MY LORD'S CASTLE!"<P>
K: "THE SUCCESS IS NOT AS SWEET WITH OUR PARTING."<P>
TIRRA: "PARTING KHELLEK? YOU'LL BE NEEDING TWO GOOD SWORDS..."<P>
A: "... WITH YOUR HOMELAND UNDER SIEGE!"<P>
THE END</BLOCKQUOTE>Odyssey aside, it is extraordinary to present the emergency from the dungeon -- the voyage home -- as a perilous and arduous undertaking. You have cleared out the mobs, there's nothing interfering with your return! But it looks like they're taking some species of short cut. Pity we never get to see the disintegrate spell in action, but I guess that's how they guarantee the most dazzling presentation of magic: the reader's brain provides the VFX.<p>Auric? Would some player really name their avaricious character after gold? Every chapter of these comics needs to present some nasties for lurid appeal, only here they merely represent what lies ahead for the party, not anything they actually encountering. Really this is much ado about an irrelevant plot twist (the party break up? why, are they not a regular party? no canon has been brought up to suggest otherwise...) turning the first "The End" of the ad series into a "To Be Continued?" (SPOILER WARNING: it is not continued. The castle of Khellek's Lord never is relieved from its evil siege.)<p>That is all. Enjoy, only a couple of these remain -- and then, perhaps, this blog can enjoy its final, well-earned rest 8)Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-43488025432568296152017-11-09T22:16:00.000-08:002017-11-09T22:16:00.907-08:00"A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure" part 11, 1982.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Another month, another D&D comic book ad in the sequence whose meagre contents I transcribe for the benefit of posterity. (Huh, turns out I wasn't the only person <a href=https://kuronons.blogspot.ca/2010/05/d-comics-review-part-1-cartoon-ads.html>blogging this series</a>, but I am the only to provide transcripts. Incidentally, three episodes in, I've figured out what the difference is between this party and the previous, the answer staring me plainly in the face: <i>this</i> party is playing ADVANCED Dungeons & Dragons!) Last time, the sequence was monsters, then treasure, this time inverted. Now, here we go:
<BLOCKQUOTE>A DUNGEONS & DRAGONS(r) ADVENTURE<p>
THE THREE ADVENTURERS ARE IN THE TREASURE VAULTS OF THE DUNGEON ROAKIRE. AURIC THE FIGHTER HAS FOUND A SUIT OF ENCHANTED ARMOR, TIRRA A MAGIC CLOAK WHILE THE WIZARD KHELLEK INVESTIGATES SEVERAL SCROLLS AND ARCANE ITEMS.<p>
A: (... FITS LIKE IT WAS MADE FOR ME!)<br>
T: THAT'S ODD... ... THERE IS A LOW RUMBLING NOISE COMING THROUGH THE WALLS AND THE FLOOR!<br>
K: THE WHOLE ROOM IS SHAKING!<p>
T: THERE'S SOMETHING COMING RIGHT UP THROUGH THE FLOOR!<br>
<b>ARRAUUUGGHH!</b><br>
A: A PURPLE WORM! IT'S ENORMOUS!<br>
K: STAND BACK! ONLY MY MAGIC CAN STOP IT!<p>
<SMALL><B>EXPLORE EXCITING WORLDS OF FUN FANTASY & ADVENTURE WITH DUNGEONS & DRAGONS AND ADVANCED DUNGEONS & DRAGONS ADVENTURE GAMES. SEND IN YOUR COUPON TODAY FOR YOUR FREE CATALOG OF GAMES & ACCESSORIES. SEND TO: TSR HOBBIES, INC, POB 756 DEPT. 170-77E, LAKE GENEVA, WI 53147.<P>
IN THE UK SEND TO: TSR HOBBIES (UK) LTD, THE MILL, RATHMORE RD., CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND CB1 4AD.</B></SMALL></BLOCKQUOTE>From a Beholder last time to a Purple Worm here, there's really not much room for progression remaining. What's next, a tarrasque?Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-36998063542546582412017-10-30T21:23:00.001-07:002017-10-30T21:23:42.007-07:00"A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure" part 10, 1982.Oh, wow, looks like it's been over a year since I last touched this sunset project! And yet... I still have several D&D comic book ads yet to post! I blame the slowdown of the CRPG Addict, who I was once trying to keep pace with. (It's not his fault, his task is just a bit of an Achilles and the Tortoise unwinnable race.) Well here, let's proceed at least one step onwards with this transcription of the 10th Dungeons & Dragons Adventure advertisement:
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<blockquote>SYNOPSIS: AURIC, TIRRA AND THE WIZARD KHELLEK ENTERED THE DUNGEONS OF RAKIRE ONLY TO FIND THE ENTRANCE GUARDED BY AN EVIL JACKALWERE! THE SPELLS OF KHELLEK AND THE COLD IRON OF THE TWO SWORDS JOIN TO DEFEAT THE SHAPESHIFTER...<p>
EVER DEEPER INTO THE SUBTERRANEAN PASSAGES THEY GO...<p>
FIGHTING THEIR WAY THROUGH EVIL HOARDS [sic...?] OF DUNGEON DWELLING HUMANOIDS...<p>
...ENCOUNTERING BIZARRE CREATURES THAT SHOULDN'T EXIST OUTSIDE OF NIGHTMARES...<p>
... AND BYPASSING NAMELESS, INHUMAN, ABOMINATIONS...<p>
AURIC THE FIGHTER: THE <b>JACKALWERE</b> IS FINALLY <b>SLAIN!</b><p>
TIRRA THE ELF: SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW?<p>
THE WIZARD, KHELLEK: NOW? NOW WE DELVE <B>DEEPER</B> INTO THE <B>DUNGEON!</B><p>
... TO THE DEEPEST DUNGEON VAULTS WHERE LIE THE TREASURES OF ROAKIRE: GOLD, SILVER, PRICELESS GEMS AND ITEMS OF ARCANE MAGIC!</blockquote>Not much plot advancement or character development here! I don't recognize the humanoids, but the beholder proved irresistible for the artist, who could not pass it up. What I'm wondering is what is the nameless, inhuman abomination that follows a beholder? Jubilex? Well, huh, perhaps further ads will paint that picture.Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-86461389641575892442016-09-20T07:53:00.001-07:002017-11-09T22:18:46.625-08:00"A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure" part 9, 1982.Another day, another instalment of the D&D comic book advertisement series:
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FORBIDDEN BY THE PEOPLE OF THE LOWLANDS, <B>AURIC</B>, <B>TIRRA</B> AND THE WIZARD, <B>KHELLEK</B>...<P>
TIRRA: THERE'S MAGIC BREWING DOWN HERE... I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT!<P>
ENTER THE RUINED DUNGEONS OF <B>ROAKIRE</B> ABANDONED CENTURIES AGO BY A MYSTERIOUS RACE. <B>AURIC</B> ADVANCES AHEAD WHEN <B>SUDDENLY</B> FROM OUT OF THE DARKNESS...<P>
AURIC: <B>SOMETHING BEHIND</B> ME! <B>A JACKALWERE!</B><P>
THE HUNGRY LYCANTHROP MONSTER LUNGES FOR KELLEK [sp] WITH SHARP FANGS AND CLAWS!<P>
JACKALWERE: RRRRAARRGGHH!<P>
A: DON'T LOOK AT ITS EYES OR YOU'LL SLEEP FOREVER!<P>
I've got to say, the Dimension Door the party travelled through at the end of <A href=https://videogamecomicads.blogspot.ca/2016/09/a-dungeons-dragons-adventure-part-8-1982.html>part 8</a> seems to have wrought some profound changes on their composition, altering their number, appearance and even their names. Or perhaps, for big picture reasons we are never to fully know, upstairs at TSR dictated that the action at this time was to shift to a secondary party, perhaps to someday reunite with the initial party for a grand finale. Go figure.<p>PS -- I love the way the heroes are holding the official TSR rulebooks! What does it mean, the semantic <i>mise en abyme</i> that even characters in a D&D game play D&D?Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-20749830572983247472016-09-19T22:46:00.000-07:002016-09-19T22:46:06.773-07:00"Pools of Darkness", 1991.Here we are: The CRPG Addict is coming out of his long moving-induced torpor, and has plunged into the final title in SSI's Increasingly Inaccurately Named Tyranthraxus Trilogy, 1991's <a href=http://crpgaddict.blogspot.ca/2016/09/game-230-pools-of-darkness-1991.html>Pools of Darkness</a>. It picks up where 1990's <a href=http://videogamecomicads.blogspot.ca/2014/02/secret-of-silver-blades-1990.html>Secret of the Silver Blades</a> left off. I wrote about that title some two and a half years ago, while Pools of Darkness came out one year later than SSB did... meaning that it has taken me longer to get around to writing about the sequel... than it took SSI to make it! Here follows the ad blurb text:
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<blockquote><b><big>POOLS OF DARKNESS</big><p>
The Final Chapter in the greatest AD&D computer fantasy role-playing series ever!</b>
<b><big>F</big></b>irst there was <i><big>P</big>OOL OF <big>R</big>ADIANCE</i>. Next came <i><big>C</big>URSE OF THE <big>A</big>ZURE <big>B</big>ONDS</i>. Then followed <i><big>S</big>ECRET OF THE <big>S</big>ILVER <big>B</big>LADES</i>. Together these incredible games have sold more than <i>600,000</i> copies so far!<p>Now, the epic comes full circle -- <b><i><big>P</big>ools of <big>D</big>arkness</i></b> takes you back to the Moonsea area to fight the final battle against the ultimate enemy.<p>Prepare yourself for the biggest adventure yet! <b><i><big>P</big>ools of <big>D</big>arkness</i></b> propels you into alternate dimensions on an enormous quest. And it boasts a fully evolved version of the award-winning game system used throughout this series.<p>Transfer your characters from <i><big>S</big>ECRET OF THE <big>S</big>ILVER <big>B</big>LADES</i> intact, or create new ones! Either way, you're in for some high-level action! Battle monsters never before encountered. Cast powerful new spells. Achieve character levels well above the 25<small><b>TH</b></small> level!<p>As if this weren't enough, state-of-the-art graphics and crisp digitized sound make this a true masterpiece of the fantasy role-playing art!</blockquote>
The hook, in summary: a) This is the end of the series. b) You may recall the names of the previous games in this series. You know that we sold a pile of them. Here, look at their boxes to refresh your memory. c) The well has run dry, we are revisiting locations. d) This is a larger game than its predecessors. e) "Alternate dimensions"? What we said about revisiting locations -- scratch that. f) "Fully evolved version of the award-winning game system" -- I'm guessing what they mean is that they've removed the crippleware limitations on character levels and high-level abilities that go with them. Certainly they're not implying that the previous games in the series are vestigial and only half-baked... are they? g) Like all previous games in the series, you can import characters. Or create new ones, only a feature to Wizardry players. h) Did we mention that this game is for high-level characters? i) We have removed familiar monsters, boosted their stats and reskinned them. j) We're not skimping on the high-level play. We probably had to write new code for some spell efffects. k) As it is now 1991, we're no longer trying to impress you with the sound and visual quality present at the beginning of this series in 1988, three years prior. Everything has been improved incrementally!<p>Also: l) There are most likely drow babes in this game. The screenshots suggest that there is also at least one Dragon (Dungeon and Dragon just doesn't sound as impressive... just a gloss for the ZX Spectrum's 3D Monster Maze) and what looks like the body of defeated god of decay Moander. Their copy writers seem a little out of gas -- if all you're allowed to do is compare it to earlier entries, it naturally follows that new products will be a bit better (if not, you're in trouble) ... but to make the comparison without ever being able to acknowledge the predecessors as lacking leaves the breathless prose without a normalized calibration. This game... it's good! It has a sequel now... it's great! The sequel got a sequel now -- it's amazing! And so forth.<p>I never played this game, though I did read hints for it in the letters section of The Lessers' computer game column in Dragon Magazine. By the time we organized access to this high-level tactical-combat CRPG, we no longer had enough free time at our disposal in which to play it. There's something to be said for adventure games that can be whipped through in a single afternoon if you know what you're doing!<p>Sorry for the disjointed remarks; I have well fallen out of practice where writing here is concerned. (But you can still find me at <a href=pixelpompeii.blogspot.ca>Pixel Pompeii</a> often enough, describing textmode art renditions of various topics, more often than not!) Cheers and crawl on! (Dungeon crawl, that is.)Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-80314320579479192302016-09-19T22:13:00.000-07:002016-09-19T22:13:03.161-07:00"A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure" part 8, 1982.The brief window of circumstances needed for my updating this blog with a couple of posts has opened, so I will further the Dungeons & Dragons comic book advertisement adventure story a couple of episodes while keeping pace with The CRPG Addict's renewed progress through gaming history. This here is part 8 of the advertisement series from 1982 -- <a href=http://videogamecomicads.blogspot.ca/2016/07/a-dungeons-dragons-adventure-part-7-1982.html>when last we saw our heroic party</a>, they were ambushed by werewolves. The calamities continue in today's instalment:
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<BLOCKQUOTE>OUR STORY: ATTEMPTING TO RESCUE THEIR MENTOR, OUR HEROES ARE CAUGHT BY A SUDDEN AVALANCHE!<BR>GRIMSLADE: EVIL FORCES ARE AT WORK HERE!<P>VALERIUS: SAREN HAS BEEN HURT! WE MUST ACT QUICKLY!<P>G: THIS MAGIC SCROLL MAY PROVIDE US WITH AN ESCAPE!<BR>G: DIMENSION DOOR!!<BR><BIG>WOOOSH!</BIG><BR>THE SPELL CARRIES OUR HEROES<P>... TO AN ANCIENT CASTLE!<BR>COULD THE END OF THE QUEST LIE HERE?</BLOCKQUOTE>
The panels really speak for themselves. All I can say is: evil forces? Well, if not... probably there wouldn't be much of an adventure. (Is snow and avalanche always motivated by evil forces? Can heroes not be imperilled by normal weather patterns?) No surprise Saren is hurt: by being underdressed in a winter climate! Reading random scrolls in hopes of salvation? What is this, NetHack?Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-37853092400139397722016-07-13T09:30:00.002-07:002016-07-13T09:30:40.058-07:00"A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure" part 7, 1982.We've got a long way to go if I want to finish clearing this series of early-'80s comic-strip comic book advertisements for TSR's tabletop role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons, so maybe I should just continue quietly squeaking out the scans and transcriptions. I've been using the CRPG Addict as an excuse to keep pace, but as his already-slow pace has recently turned glacial (he has good excuses, not least among which are his incredible rigor) I do run the very real risk of growing old and dying before posting these all. So here, how about I just pick up from where I left off <A href=https://videogamecomicads.blogspot.ca/2016/03/a-dungeons-dragons-adventure-part-6-1982.html>back in March</a>?
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<BLOCKQUOTE>ANSWERING A TELEPATHIC PLEA FOR HELP FROM THEIR FRIEND GRINDAL, OUR ADVENTURERS ARE AMBUSHED IN THE DARK FOREST!! ...<BR><BIG>RRRROOOOWL!</BIG><P>... BY THE POWERFUL OAKTHORN AND HIS WEREWOLF COMPANION!<BR>S: A SIMPLE SPELL WILL PARALYSE THIS ONE!!<P>THE WEREWOLF IS DEFEATED! INDEL LUNGES AT OAKTHORN BUT...<BR>I: HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A RAVEN!<P>UNABLE TO CATCH THE FLEEING BIRD, OUR HEROS CONTINUE THEIR QUEST...<P>THROUGH THE BLACK SWAMP OF LOBELLA!<P>...EVER CLOSER TO THEIR FINAL GOAL!<BR>G: BEHOLD! THE MOUNTAINS OF ASH!<BR>WILL GRINDAL BE ON THE OTHER SIDE?</BLOCKQUOTE>
Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-71860257258294372342016-03-22T11:40:00.000-07:002016-03-22T11:40:53.034-07:00"A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure" part 6, 1982.OK, while I'm pulling this blog out of retirement for one D&D-related post, why not do another? As a sub-project under the "print ads for D&D computer games" spree, I also had the "share the serial D&D comic strip ads" campaign going in parallel. My most recent installment blogging a page from the Dungeons & Dragons Adventure was a bit over <a href=http://videogamecomicads.blogspot.ca/2014/02/a-dungeons-dragons-adventure-part-4-1981.html>two years ago</a>... all sitting transcribed and ready to go. Ahh... the sweet stink of unfinished business! Well, without <i>further</i> further ado, here's part 6 (of, yikes, 13!):
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<BLOCKQUOTE>OUR STORY:<BR>INDEL, SAREN, VALERIUS AND GRIMSLADE SET OUT FROM GAVIN'S INN TO RESCUE THEIR FRIEND AND MENTOR, GRINDAL.<P>G: WE'VE WALKED A LONG WAY.<BR>V: YES. THE MOON WILL BE UP SOON.<BR>S: THERE IS SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THESE WOODS<P>I: NAH! IT'S JUST YOUR IMAGINA...<BR><B>sprong!</B><BR>I: ULP!<P> O: WHO DARES TO TRESSPASS IN THE WOODS OF OAKTHORN?!<BR>S: SIR, WE HAD NOT INTENDED TO DISTURB ANYONE.<P>O: ENOUGH! THEY MUST...<BR>... NOT LEAVE...<BR>... THE FOREST!<P><B>GRRROOWL!</B><BR>I: UH... COULDN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS FIRST?!<BR>TO BE CONTINUED.</BLOCKQUOTE>
There's no real reason to analyse these -- their contents are pretty self-explanatory. I just wanted to get them all up online in one place with full transcriptions. Enjoy!Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-42749771022056109932016-03-21T19:39:00.001-07:002016-03-21T19:39:20.372-07:00"Gateway to the Savage Frontier", 1991.Greetings all, from this retired and surely shuttered blog! In a case of peculiar synchronicity, The CRPG Addict has just begun <a href=http://crpgaddict.blogspot.ca/2016/03/game-215-gateway-to-savage-frontier-1991.html>playing Gateway to the Savage Frontier</a> concurrently with the Digital Antiquarian <a href=http://www.filfre.net/tag/ssi/>exploring the history of SSI</a> through its archive at the Strong Museum of Play. This blog is still on indefinite hiatus (with regular posts moved on over to <A href=pixelpompeii.blogspot.com>Pixel Pompeii</a>) but the conjunction was too great, I had this ad languishing indefinitely on the back burner (sourced from <a href=https://extralives.wordpress.com/2013/10/04/from-the-ads-of-the-past-games-of-yesteryear-add-gateway-to-the-savage-frontier/>a rigorous post</a> over at Extra Lives at World 1-1 ) back from my abortive attempt to do a spree of ads for all the D&D games... and couldn't resist nipping back in to air it in honour of the occasion, throwing my two cents atop their dollars and pounds.
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<blockquote><i><B><big>BEGIN A FANTASTIC <u>NEW</u> QUEST!<p>G</big>ATEWAY</b><br><small>TO THE</small> <b><big>S</big>AVAGE <big>F</big>RONTIER:</b></i> Volume 1<br> in a completely new AD&D computer fantasy role-playing epic!<p>
<b><i><big>A grand adventure is unfolding in the mysterious Savage Frontier!</big></i></b> Enter the foreboding lands of an area never before explored in a computer fantasy role-playing game: the Savage Frontier! Sail the Trackless Sea, conquer the heights of the Lost Peaks, brave the ruins of Ascore, guardian of the Great Desert, visit magical Silverymoon and much more! Your quest: halt the murderous conspiracy of dark invaders from afar. Success will be yours only if you can uncover ancient mystical items of power to destroy the malignant invasion!<p>Based on an enhanced version of the award-winning game system used in <i>P<small>OOL OF</small> R<small>ADIANCE, </small>C<small>URSE OF THE</small> A<small>ZURE </small>B<small>ONDS</small></i> and <i>S<small>ECRET OF THE</small> S<small>ILVER</small> B<small>LADES</small>, G<small>ATEWAY TO THE</small> S<small>AVAGE</small> F<small>RONTIER</small></i> gives you the freedom to make the story happen the way you want it to! Plus, an all-new wilderness style adds new exploration and excitement to all of your outdoor adventure!<p>How can you resist?<p><i>The Savage Frontier awaits!</i></blockquote>
OK, the old knee-jerk hot takes: Sex! They hadn't put a fantasy cheesecake babe on the front of a box since Curse of the Azure Bonds back in 1989 and perhaps the lack had been felt in the sales numbers. (They would make up for that by babe-ing up three releases this year: this one, plus Pools of Darkness (drow spider babes!) and the AOL MMORPG Neverwinter Nights the first.)<p>The list of other games using "the award-winning game system" conspicuously notes only the Forgotten Realms Gold Box games, leaving out Champions of Krynn and Death Knights of Krynn. (Pools of Darkness came out in the same year, but I guess that this one came out first!) That lower screenshot is conspicuously Bard's Tale-ish, but not terribly representative of what you might see playing one of these games... an attempt to breed a little brand confusion? "[A]n area never before explored in a computer fantasy role-playing game", but of course visited in great depth in a science-fiction side-scrolling platform game, right? Something's not quite grammatically "on" with "brave the ruins of Ascore, guardian of the Great Desert" -- first it sounds like Ascore is a place with ruins, but then it sounds like an entity. Or is/was it a <i>living city</i>? And how well could it guard the Great Desert (and why exactly does a desert rate guarding? Typically people give them a wide berth) if it allowed itself to wear down into ruins? All these questions and more... answerable only by someone who has actually played the game.<p>
The system claims to be enhanced! That doesn't just mean VGA graphics at long last (it was about time, though these games were still hobbled by being designed to meet the lowest common denominator of the C64) but also the vaunted "wilderness style". As I, again, haven't played this one, I'm not quite sure how the wilderness style here differs from wilderness adventuring in eg. Curse of the Azure Bonds -- I gather it involves use of an overland map and some random outdoor combat maps, but who knows for sure.<p>
A closing gambit: I like how they put the box art front and centre in the ad, and then put a little version of the same consarned art on a simulated box in the corner.
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OK, we now return you to your regularly scheduled radio silence!Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-91884231337296934452015-05-25T23:41:00.002-07:002015-05-25T23:41:15.612-07:00"Eye of the Beholder 1", 1991.Sometime last Spring, I was blogging promotional artwork (or otherwise put: magazine ads) for all of the Dungeons & Dragons computer and video game adaptations, in chronological order, as part of the overall celebration of D&D's anniversary. That fell by the wayside as I discovered that blogging about video game-themed ANSI art attracted far more eyeballs, but all the same it left me with a pile of unpublished blog posts-in-progress gathering dust. I'm in the mood to squeeze out a quick post for the heck of it, despite this particular blog being more or less retired, and as <a href="http://crpgaddict.blogspot.ca/2015/05/game-189-eye-of-beholder-1991.html">the CRPG Addict has just reached this game</a> on his own far more rigorous chronological list, I thought that would make for a good excuse to briefly duck out of retirement (also, the defunct blog's persistently high traffic is highly tempting to invoke once more) and share one more icecube from the iceberg -- this image sourced from <a href="https://extralives.wordpress.com/2013/10/02/from-the-ads-of-the-past-games-of-yesteryear-add-eye-of-the-beholder/">the virtually-impossible-to-Google "Extra Lives" at "World 1-1"</a>.
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<blockquote><i><b><u><big>E</big>YE OF THE <big>B</big>EHOLDER</u></b></i><br>
Explore AD&D Computer Fantasy Role-Playing Like <u>Never</u> Before!<p>
<b><big>Y</big>OU ARE <big>T</big>HERE...</b><p>
<small>Introducing <b><i>EYE OF THE BEHOLDER</i></b>, volume 1 of the first <i>graphically based</i> AD&D computer fantasy role-playing saga --The </small>L<small>EGEND </small>S<small>ERIES!<p>
Stunning 3-D graphics and explosive sound deliver mesmerizing face-to-face combat and encounters!<p>
Easy "point-and-click" commands and 3-D point of view create a "you are there" feeling <i>throughout your entire adventure</i>. Everything you experience, including movement, spell-casting and combat, is from your point of view!<p>
AD&D computer fantasy role-playing has never been like this!<p>
<i>"Legend has it there's a criminal conspiracy hiding in the Waterdeep sewers. Is this true? Well, if someone is hiding down there, we're going to find them... and destroy them!"</i></small></blockquote>
So sure: EOTB (we abbreviated it EOB back in the day, I don't know <a href="http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/EOB">what else it was in conflict with</a>) got a free ride off of the innovations of Dungeon Master, and was just a vestigial prototype of the Lands of Lore yet to come. But for whatever reason -- the right game with the right license (seemingly light-years ahead of the by-now aged and decrepit Gold Box engine, a coup that must have made SSI weep hot tears of pure joy) on the right platform at the right time -- this is the one that popped in a way not seen again until its spiritual inheritor, 2012's Legend of Grimrock, hit the scene. But I get ahead of myself.<p>
After years dicking around in monochrome with text-based BBS door games or shareware platform games only accessible courtesy of SIMCGA, one fateful night -- an evening I will never forget -- a friend and myself visited his friend-around-the-corner (later to be an authorized MUD-code "dealer") and experienced his modern gaming rig: VGA colour and Sound Blaster audio. He blew our minds with Dr. SBAITSO, rattled the house's windows with Star Control 1, and expanded our horizons with the tres stylish introduction sequence to Eye of the Beholder. Westwood (this their second take on AD&D after the bizarre but pretty <a href="http://videogamecomicads.blogspot.ca/2014/02/hillsfar-1989.html">Hillsfar</a>) always punched above its weight class, and with this title it was aiming to raise the bar for the entire industry. Definitely after this point there was no returning to Monuments of Mars.<p>
I don't have that much criticism or debunking of the ad copy to stir up: "the first graphically based AD&D computer FRP saga" -- it's not like the Gold Box games were text adventures. (Actually, they probably would have made the same "graphically based" claims for Pool of Radiance when it first came out, flashy EGA bitmap graphics blasting away the early Ultimas' weird vector doodles in the dungeons and Wizardry's wireframes. Of course, Pool had a similarly unflattering 1st-person grid-navigation system -- competitive in the company of those early peers, but instantly obsolete in the wake of EOB's arrival... which didn't prevent SSI from publishing six or seven further Gold Box-style games (the Savage Frontier series, wrapping up their Dragonlance series, Unlimited Adventures and of course the original Neverwinter Nights... too bad there was never a FRUA for EOB-style dungeons! Dungeon Hack would be as close as we got...) following EOB's release.)<p>"AD&D computer fantasy role-playing has never been like this!" == "We, having been exclusive possessors of the license to produce AD&D CRPGs for several years now, have failed to deliver a product such as this until our sub-contractors at Westwood have finally delivered such an experience we ourselves were unable to provide."<p>I'm weak on the game's plot... is there ultimately a criminal conspiracy? There is an evil wizard who is also (24 YEAR OVERDUE SPOILER WARNING, ALSO IT'S IN THE NAME OF THE GAME ITSELF) a beholder who maintains a dungeon in the Underdark beneath Waterdeep (c'mon -- who <i>doesn't</i> have a few levels tucked away down there?), but does {activity of evil magic-user} automatically equate to {criminal conspiracy}? That suggests a somewhat more developed legal framework than most fantasy kingdoms appear to boast: the party is composed of adventurers, not investigators, and they're not coming to serve papers to the wizard, they're summarily acting as judge, jury and executioner without having been duly deputized by the local constabulary! I think that a fantasy-kingdom crime procedural would be a fascinating mash-up, but this game simply ain't it. Anyhow, despite Khelben Blackstaff's reservations in the game's intro, we never have any indication of any wider criminal plot beyond triggering one incident of sewer drain collapse, whose suspicious circumstances the players have no proof of! (I see that drawing on supporting literature regarding the campaign setting, the titular beholder Xanathar is the head of the Thieves' Guild in Skullport, the monstrous city beneath Waterdeep, situating him in a more criminal context. I never assume straight out that a Thieves' Guild is necessarily a criminal conspiracy in a fantasy kingdom, where it can often be a codified, regulated reflection of a fact of life, controlled and taxed like any other industry.)<p>And with the train of thought delivering us to that bizarre destination, I must bid you adieu indefinitely... until I return to these abandoned halls once more to share another old video game ad with you. Don't hold your breath!Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-27031123603485058472015-01-28T23:28:00.002-08:002015-01-28T23:34:43.588-08:00"Rocket Knight Adventures", Genesis, 1993.Indeed, folks, after I made the stink about hitting 40K viewers it looks like I threw in the towel with this blog. That's not entirely the case (and even if it was, it continues chugging along just fine without me, now at 41K views and climbing) -- what has actually happened is that I've spun off the extras to a new blog, <a href=http://pixelpompeii.blogspot.com>Pixel Pompeii</a>, leaving this one for posts of its extremely sporadic core constituency: those hallowed old video game ads scanned from comic books. I don't do them very often these days, but then again, PP isn't seeing that much activity either -- they're just busy times out there in the real world!<P>
But I do still have a pile of great ads to share, and when I remember and have the spare moments needed to do so, I'll continue eking them out here. Today's ad features a great mascot who slipped between the cracks, deserving a much bigger slice of greatness than he ultimately achieved. And no, it's not roadkill -- it's a fake-out lead-in, making for one of relatively few 3-page ads. Single-pagers are a dime a dozen, double-page spreads quite common. This strays from the path.
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<blockquote><b>WHEN CONFRONTED WITH DANGER OPOSSUMS WILL OFTEN PLAY DEAD...<br>
THIS ONE GOES BALLISTIC.</b><p>
It's Sparkster(tm) the Rocket Knight, the most amazing opossum ever to rocket to stardom! He's the star of Rocket Knight Adventures(tm) for Sega(tm) Genesis(tm). And he's got pumped up personality, warp speed and quick wits.<p>
Blast off into 7 epic stages of adventure and go hog wild against the hugest, strangest pig creatures imaginable. They're after the mysterious Key to the Seal once handed down by the brave founder of Zebulous. In the wrong hands it will unleash total destruction. Through every stage Sparkster moves, flies and rides in new directions to escape opossum punishment. Will he hang tough? You bet, 'cause his talented tail can get a grip on all kinds of hairy situations.<p>
You're the thrust-miester[sic] controlling our hero's jet pack and his assault sword. And you better kick some pork butt because Sparkster's animal magnetism attracts mechanized pig mutants like the Giant Pigbot and the Drill of a Lifetime. You'll go gonzo over spectacular new graphic techniques like the mirrored lava pools, the rotating gravity room, and Axle Gear's massive laser blaster. <p>
That's only some of what awaits Sparkster the Rocket Knight. So rustle up some courage and launch into the most animalistic action this side of Zebulous.</blockquote>So maybe 1993 didn't need any more extreme animal mascots in platform games, but if one deserved a shot at 3D, it was Sparkster, not Bubsy. (He eventually got his chance in 2010, but the trail seemingly runs cold there.)<P>Could they moderate the extreme-ness a little bit, maybe? "Pumped up personality" is actually the opposite of a selling point. "Will he hang tough?" You're not increasing your street cred by paraphrasing the New Kids on the Block, here. "Go gonzo"? I figure more Muppet Show and less Hunter S. Thompson. Mostly, the rest of the copy weaves in references to the fact that he fights porcine enemies: hog wild, kick some pork butt... then there is a current of unintended innuendo: thrust-meister, drill of a lifetime, "Axel Gear's massive laser blaster", and animalistic action. Also a little highlight re: "spectacular new graphic techniques" which are always better seen than read about.<P>The ad artwork, at least, is appealing (and the fake-out possum is an adorably nasty critter!), and the game is solid. Konami shouldn't forget they have Sparkster in their IP vault, ageing like a fine wine.<p>Two closing notes here, folks -- my next retro game party has its date set for April 11, so mark it on your calendar. And don't forget I'm still experimenting with game giveaways here -- it's been <a href=http://videogamecomicads.blogspot.ca/2014/12/thanks-for-games.html>over a month so far</a> and no one has yet claimed my first offering, a Steam code for the Dreamcast Collection. This could be your chance, just signal to me that you want it and we can work out the brass tacks! Cheers and play on!Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-61382400754877974882015-01-02T00:11:00.001-08:002015-01-02T00:11:35.376-08:00Mad Maze, Prodigy, 1989Welcome back, everybody! On Jan 31st I noticed I was approaching a milestone in regards to this site's traffic, and encouraged visitors to stop by to push me over 40,000 views for the New Year. By midnight we were about 30 short, but as of 11 pm tonight on January 1st I can see our views have totalled 40K + 1, which is good enough for me. Greetings, Google Images visitors! You will never see any of these words. Why, it's almost enough to inspire me to watermark my images! Well, no.<p>
As last year wound up, a onetime epilepsy sufferer communicated to me that they always hated the name of this blog. I thought, yes, well, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_episodes_removed_from_rotation#.22Denn.C5.8D_Senshi_Porygon.22_.28Episode_38.29">the incident inspiring it was certainly a regrettable one</a>, but the conversation progressed to the point of inspiring me to take up a new, somewhat less self-deprecating name for the blog, better pointing to where I expect it might go in the future. (Sadly, our increasingly irrelevant URL is static, but I suppose I could always pack up and resume elsewhere if needed.) I said that we'd have a new name as of January 1st, but... despite frantic hivemind crowdsourcing over on Facebook, the hunt continues. Soon, soon we'll have a new name here.<p>
Today's entry is not about an advertisement for a game, but for a gallery of beautiful old art from an old game that by all rights ought to have ended up un-viewable to a modern audience. <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MadMaze>MadMaze</a> was a phenomenon on the '90s online service Prodigy (the first online game to hit a million plays?), and boasted striking NAPLPS vector graphics. It ran from '89 to '99, and typically that's all she wrote. MadMaze author Greg Costikyan even slammed it in an essay entitled <a href=http://www.costik.com/onlinsux.html>Why Online Games Suck</a>.<p>
Somehow, it was ported, or re-implemented in some way, in 2001, and through a series of loopholes could be made to be played online again under very restrictive circumstances (only in Internet Explorer, and only certain versions of it.) Benj Edwards of Vintage Computing and Gaming <a href="http://www.vintagecomputing.com/index.php/archives/171
">hyped it up</a>, and ultimately I believe ended up hosting it after the apparent death of the convertor. I played a pile of it in a marathon sitting, gathering screen shots in hopes to document this coelacanth before it disappeared once more into the fossil record. I did get an entry together for it up at MobyGames, but I had accumulated rather more shots than they need or want. What was I to do, throw out the other shots? Hell no, I could get a good blog post out of them here! If you want to see it in "action", you can enjoy this "Let's Play" video someone has put together of the MadMaze experience, but after that, please enjoy my dump of piles of shots enshrining the splendid and strange hirez graphics of the onetime online game, also including a good deal of the game's pseudo-Arthurian linking story segments. I'm going to go full Tumblr-style here, eschewing my house style of painstakingly telling you what you're looking at. Instead you have this umbrella context, and hopefully the individual screens can tell you the rest themselves.
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One note -- virtually the whole game looks like the below shot. Levels consist of maddening mazes each containing three or four special squares where some interesting illustrated plot or puzzle elapses, and the whole rest of the map is just samey-crossroads such as you see. If one shot was kept to show you what typical gameplay was like this would be that shot. But I liked all the extraordinary ones, so you get a heap of those, too.
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Thanks for stopping by, and have a great 2015! Come again soon!Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-16056707672441739682014-12-31T06:48:00.001-08:002017-12-18T23:49:49.409-08:00Video game ANSI art part 11: antari_patterns_ant blocktronics mega-tapestryIt's been <a href=http://videogamecomicads.blogspot.com/2014/05/video-game-ansi-art-reset-survivors.html>a fair while</a> (May?) since the last mega-ANSI, video-game style. This one comes from their "<a href=http://sixteencolors.net/pack/blocktronics_1010>1010</a>" artpack (their 10th) in October of 2014. I was not able to discern the identity of the artist involved, though there's a good chance it's a collaboration of sorts. First, the good stuff:
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<p>Our first retro artefact is an audiocassette tape deck, which you may recall as a data storage medium for such platforms as the TRS-80 CoCo, ZX Spectrum or a whole range of Commodore machines, hence such period slogans as "PRESS PLAY ON TAPE". This leads into a tremendous Pac-Man, complete with fruit, pills and maze (but no ghosts), which in turn transitions into Konami's Frogger, about to get creamed by the b7 (for "BLOCK7TRONICS", the modern ANSI art group involved) semi truck. (And are those Breakout bricks behind him?) From there, we are treated to scenes from Bally-Midway's Tapper, a bit of Galaga-style player-poaching action in Irem's Moon Patrol, and a menacing sneaker-sporting Centipede... capped off with some of Taito's Space Invaders (being shot at by their standard player-controlled opponent), which then segues in turn into Asteroids from Atari -- with limited ANSI options for rendering vector polygons.<p>
(Take a breath!)<p>
We then get a seemingly familiar, but assuredly confabulated, appearance of the fictitious shareware hit Roid Destroyer 9000, with Pong paddles doing their thing on the sides, then an illustration practically off the cover art from Activision's River Raid, moving on to Namco's Dig Dug (and just where was he attaching his pump to, anyhow?), Atari's landfill-famous ET -- the Extra-Terrestrial character if not necessarily the pit-falling game, though perhaps so as the next game is indeed David Crane's Pitfall from Activision. ET is triggering the appearance of a Blocktronics logo from a television set's bunny ears antennae for the benefit of an Atari logo. Next up is some side-shooter I couldn't casually identify -- the tracer trails reminded me of Williams' Stargate, and though I can't place the enemy type, the airship at least looks similar enough to that game's avatar -- though there, they dogfight against a backdrop of spacey black, not a blue sky. Hoping to find more, I even Googled the phrase "jet fighting squid" but all that search yielded was this amazing image:<p align=center><img src="https://derbyimages.woot.com/Shigwarm/Giant_Squid_vs._Jet_Fighter-f1e6n4-d.jpg"><p align=left>
On the land beneath that airborn conflict is of course some sort of terrestrial vehicle race -- my most immediate guess would be Namco's Pole Position, but it is not a genre in which I am well versed. Finally, we end with a nod to the 1983 movie War Games.<p>Hats off, gentle folk. That was a dense piece of work!Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-83018917310045473362014-12-30T22:42:00.000-08:002014-12-30T22:42:52.665-08:00Boxing Day 2014 supplemental: that weird mugI know, I'm sure you were curious about it as well. While washing it before use, the mystery deepened:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Bad news, my mysterious Japanese retrocomputing mug partially melted in the dishwasher, obscuring the top message. <a href="http://t.co/HqclS1llQ4">pic.twitter.com/HqclS1llQ4</a></p>— Rowan Lipkovits (@UnwashedMass) <a href="https://twitter.com/UnwashedMass/status/550053087654576128">December 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Good news: the melting revealed lower black-on-black text. Can anyone help me to decipher either set of characters? <a href="http://t.co/8kaf8EWuzl">pic.twitter.com/8kaf8EWuzl</a></p>— Rowan Lipkovits (@UnwashedMass) <a href="https://twitter.com/UnwashedMass/status/550053617189679104">December 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/UnwashedMass">@UnwashedMass</a> I wonder if maybe the black coating was supposed to be temperture-reactive and change to clear to show hidden text?</p>— mcantelon (@mcantelon) <a href="https://twitter.com/mcantelon/status/550057441363128320">December 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/UnwashedMass">@UnwashedMass</a> I know the first three characters, but would need to look up the last one, which would affect the meaning of the third.</p>— Marlo Blurglecrunch (@marlononi) <a href="https://twitter.com/marlononi/status/550071278338469891">December 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/UnwashedMass">@UnwashedMass</a> the first two characters say "I am very".</p>— Marlo Blurglecrunch (@marlononi) <a href="https://twitter.com/marlononi/status/550071408131182592">December 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/UnwashedMass">@UnwashedMass</a> oh and the white part: "but not ___", need to look up that one too</p>— Marlo Blurglecrunch (@marlononi) <a href="https://twitter.com/marlononi/status/550071763627810816">December 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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From here, I was shuffling the hivemind crowdsourcing back and forth between Twitter and Facebook, where the trail heated up:
<blockquote>Jill - Hidden message! So cool!<p>
Reset Survivor - It probably says 'CAUTION: DO NOT PUT IN DISHWASHER!'<p>
Rowan - I sense a great setup to a tremendous punchline in the works.<p>
Marlo - 2nd part definitely says "but not ugly"! I think the first part says "i am very gentle"? Correct me if I'm wrong, someone. When I try to Google the whole phrase (in Chinese), I don't find any elucidating results. Anyway, fun little thing to research! So yeah. "i am gentle, but not ugly."<p>
Aaron - <a href=http://www.chinesetolearn.com/%E8%B5%B5%E4%BC%A0-zhao-chuan-%E6%88%91%E5%BE%88%E4%B8%91%E5%8F%AF%E6%98%AF%E6%88%91%E5%BE%88%E6%B8%A9%E6%9F%94-wo-hen-chou-ke-shi-wo-hen-wen-rou-ugly-gentle-tender-lyrics-pinyin-english-translat/>it's a lyric</a>. your mug is not Japanese, not really about computers, and the character is ugly. see cup of lies.<p>
Max - Yeah, it's Chinese. My wife says it's sort of from a song. The first part says "I'm very gentle" and the second says "But I'm not ugly".</blockquote>Not bad, hivemind! Between when I posted this and had a full translation, including cultural context, a mere two hours elapsed. Maybe things would have even gone more quickly had I not saddled the initial inquiry with my cultural expectations: oh, something about computers written in an East Asian script. It must be Japanese! said the ugly American. So I don't know my Hanzi from my Katakana. Surely the character's lack of kawaii should have tipped me off that maybe it could have originated from somewhere else? Taiwan, as it turns out.<p>
So you pull the mug out of the cupboard, empty, and it reads: "MY FIRST LOVE", the computer displaying the text "I AM VERY GENTLE". But then, upon filling the mug with hot coffee, the transparency of the screen shifts and the initial message is obscured, revealing a lower one saying "BUT NOT UGLY." What is the significance? It is a twist on "famous" song lyrics by Taiwanese singer Zhao Chuan, in which he sings<blockquote>"I am very ugly, but I am very gentle and tender / Every night, in the wilderness of dreams, I am a proud giant;<br>
Every morning, in front of the bathroom mirror, I discover that I am living on the razor's edge<br>
In the forest of steel reinforced concrete, in the life of being called to come here and go there<br>
Calculate the differences between dreams and reality"</blockquote>And so forth and so on. So my ex-roommate Aaron speaks the truth: Not Japanese, not about computers, ugly character: it is, indeed, a cup of lies. An intriguing and compelling red herring, but the trail of understanding it in a context of my interests ends here. But to leave no mystery unexplored and unexplained, having achieved an answer to my question, I had to share it here. Rigor! Thanks to Mike, Marlo, Aaron and Max for helping me to put the pieces together.Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3294307769201592012.post-56572267403597675782014-12-30T14:11:00.000-08:002014-12-30T14:12:19.551-08:00Boxing Day blowout 2014 part 2And now, the thrilling conclusion: the rest of my holiday haul. Now experiencing Christmases somewhat larger-than-life after a decade of it virtually not turning up on my calendar at all, I no longer know what "normal" is in these situations, but in any event -- I was quite impressed by it.
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The book, "Introduction to Pascal INCLUDING UCSD Pascal", is by Rodnay Zaks and dates to 1980 -- predating the release of the IBM PC. (UCSD Pascal was actually one of the three operating environments available for the IBM PC at launch, the other two being CP/M and PC-DOS -- later rebranded MS-DOS. One of those things was not like the other.) Pascal was the monster programming language of my youth (which is to say, the language of choice for all programmers who weren't chomping on C and C+), and UCSD has a couple of hooks into retro gaming -- it was used in the creation of President's Choice, and the better-known FTL game Sundog: Frozen Legacy.<p>
What else have we got here? "The Next Tetris" for PS1. I haven't heard much about it, but I'm guessing it wasn't exactly the next Tetris. There were an array of <a href="http://handheldempire.com/game.jsp?game=3249&position=1">handheld LCD games</a> -- a niche that I traditionally don't really collect... but maybe now I'll have to start? I do remember playing with them as kids when nothing else was available (not quite the bottom of the barrel -- on vacation a couple of years ago I found myself playing Solitaire on the beach with a deck of cards... damn, why won't these shuffle themselves?!) but not having nostalgia for them. Still, they're only one notch below Game Boy, right? Speaking of which, there was also a playing-card-engraved Nintendo DS in the batch, given apologetically without games or cables (snicker): now I have two DSes -- can't we use them to play games cooperatively over Wifi?<p>
The scattershot nature of the actual games given yields a grocery list of sorts at this point: a couple of GBA carts (a platform with a remarkably unremarkable library, as best as I can tell, though of course I only experience the games for it that people were throwing away), a couple of Genesis carts (how many copies of Sonic 2 have I gone through, anyway?), a Game Gear cart, four N64 carts, two thrift-bin Wii games, Half-Life 2 (which, judging from the label, was still being published by Sierra at that point. Now Valve is a way of life and Sierra is a nostalgic property undergoing a revival... maybe if a HL 3 is ever released, they can brand it with the Sierra logo for nostalgic purposes -- since after all, Half-Life is the Sierra property people have nostalgia about, right?), a PSOne with another joystick and two varieties of multi-tap convertors (I own a third... will any of them enable 4p gaming on the PS2, though?), plus a half-dozen assorted N64 joystick gewgaws.
<P>Speaking of which: this holiday season saw a visit from my Toronto-based 14-year-old nephew, and I am the only person in his life capable of holding a conversation with him about Mordor or Ratchet & Clank. Hoping to impress him with a display of my retro games setup (my Boxing Day party thoroughly derailed by two thirtysomethings rediscovering Super Mario World to a rapt audience), he began sharing strong (and, I expect, under-informed) opinions regarding platforms he'd assuredly never seen, several of which were commercially extinct by the time he was born. (Woah!) My home setup currently boasts 4 machines, each of which plays at least two platforms (eg. the Retro Duo has slots for NES and SNES carts, the latter of which also allows Game Boy play through the Super Game Boy) ... at my gaming parties now I'm not setting up every machine but rather the ones that I have the largest libraries for, because getting the Saturn up and running isn't worth squatting one of my limited CRT TVs for the three games I've got for it. I found that the N64 was similarly getting neglected at parties (falling in between nostalgia cracks -- SNES games are totally triggers for floods of memories, while Gamecube titles are recent enough to still be compelling) so I hadn't bothered setting it up. Nonetheless, though he's never owned one, he somehow felt it was the ne plus ultra of my collection and in an attempt to impress him I pledged to bring it out of storage and set it up at my parents' Xmas party the following day. To reiterate: the N64 was released in 1996, replaced in 2001, retired in 2003. He was born in 2000, and surely wasn't playing video games for at least a couple of years after that. Why the fixation? I can't figure it out. At this point it's been set up there (after some mystery retrieval obstacles... I gave him my keys to bring it in from the car and he disappeared for a half-hour, located in the back seat with the bag torn and carefully bundled N64 hardware strewn all over the car -- ah, 14-year-olds) for a couple of days and finally providing him something to do in deepest Dunbar over his holiday trip, so hopefully he can provide some demonstration of why it exerts its strange appeal over him. (I mean yes, Goldeneye, I get it, but singleplayer?)<p>
But I digress. Then there were the 2600 carts...<p>
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That right there is pretty much all that you need (some apparently needed <i>twice</i>), many of which I already owned... yet I still do not have a working machine of that vintage to run them on. Plus Donkey Kong for the ColecoVision, its killer app. (It's interesting to see how Coleco's games for its own system were branded slightly differently from those for the competition... just omit the "Vision".)<p>
This box really got my attention...
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SuperCalc was a very popular CP/M-era spreadsheet program with a timeless design. In this case its box was repurposed to hold completely unrelated presents. I love the idea of chance and happenstance keeping the box of a CP/M spreadsheet intact for 35 years, only to gut its contents and use it to hold ceramic figurines or somesuch. The retroapplications scene is burgeoning, but it's still not quite a thing yet.<P>
OK, thanks for joining me in this holiday trip through my strange accumulations. Next up -- very likely more video game ANSI I was so jazzed about posting, I almost leapfrogged this resolution and did two in a row. And, of course, more game ads -- eventually.Rowan Lipkovitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691096685515251681noreply@blogger.com0