So, to reiterate:A whole LOTTA HURTFight evil creatures
in a BELLY SHIRT
Master magical powers
Soar to new heights
* As you can see, like Tomb Raider, our game also features an attractive (well, bizarrely elongated) female protagonist whose underaged midriff you can enjoy watching for the entirety of the game.
* Unlike other games, where innocents are indiscriminately brutalized for amoral pleasure, we testify that there is a rigorous ethical framework rationalising the use of violence in our game.
* Our protagonist will be demonstrating some extraordinary talents in an escapist fashion.
* One of these talents includes use of the z-axis in our simulated 3-dimensional space.